Drunk people are a lot of fun! Well, most of the time at least…
Unless you run into a really angry drunk…that’s never any fun.
But it’s usually a blast because you get stories and posts like this out of it!
Let’s take a look!
1. Alexa, I need you.
my dad last night, completely shitfaced, was trying to get out of the backseat of my car and he gave up, put his head against the car door and said ‘alexa, please get me out of here’
WE DONT EVEN HAVE AN ALEXA IN THE FIRST PLACE
— piper (@piperjoness) December 25, 2018
2. Whoopsy daisy.
https://twitter.com/itscabbie/status/956411328129716224
3. At least it’s going to a good cause.
https://twitter.com/peytnhaag/status/1232739062521438208?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fdaves4%2Fdrunk-people-the-best-people
4. Drunk dieting.
https://twitter.com/msgwenl/status/721780439124467712
5. Always ends up this way…
my stages of drunk are:
1. "I'm not even buzzed yet."
2. *sitting in the wet grass somewhere with my shoes off eating Pizza*— T-Foots (@t_foots) August 24, 2016
6. Oh boy…
7. I’m not drunk, I’m pregnant.
y’all… i just hit a new low. i’m in an Uber hungover as fuck, i tried holding in my puke but i couldn’t, opened the door at a red light and puked, told her “sorry, i’m pregnant and my morning sickness is bad” and she was like “aweeee!!” LMAO IM GOING TO HELL
— shur (@sharkbaate) January 14, 2020
8. A faithful companion.
got drunk and fell asleep on the floor last night. my dog just laid there with me. she wasn’t even sleep 😂 pic.twitter.com/1jE6mnSelI
— 12 cell phones and I look like Kurt Angle (@TYBTHEG) December 24, 2019
9. It’s getting late!
https://twitter.com/kylebe11/status/1202318312165781509
10. Yowza…might regret that one.
I’m not saying my husband isn’t allowed to make decisions while drinking, but this is what he ordered from room service at 2am.
“Scrambled eggs with cheese, 2 bottles of vodka, and while you’re at it, also the crab cakes.” pic.twitter.com/X6iH5sdo1O
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) October 26, 2019
11. This looks wonderful.
https://www.reddit.com/r/facebookwins/comments/30j9uy/friends_dont_let_friends_pack_their_lunch_drunk/
12. A confusing time.
I’m at that awkward age where half of my friends are getting married and having babies and the other half are too drunk to find their phones
— T-Foots (@t_foots) September 9, 2016
13. Let me tell you a story.
Hearing about what you did drunk is great because you’re the main character in a story you’ve never heard.
— Mamas Uncut (@MamasUncutQA) September 19, 2016
14. You’re done!
when u get too drunk at the club and everyone is like ummm lets get u home pic.twitter.com/bQLMVMLqTv
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) June 14, 2015
Keep up the drinking, everyone!
That way you can keep us laughing!
Now it’s your turn!
Have you done anything really funny or foolish when you’ve had a few too many drinks lately?
Tell us all about it in the comments!