Do you want to know what my biggest pet peeve in the world is? Bigger than bad drivers, even?
Well, I’ll tell you…loud people in the movie theater.
Drives me INSANE. That’s why I try to go to movies during the week, during the day – so hopefully I’m one of the only ones, if not the only one, in the theater.
These folks are definitely on my side, and they shared some incredibly annoying theater experiences for all of us to read.
1. I would’ve screamed at her.
I went to see The Farewell, which is about 90% subtitled. A woman read every. single. subtitle. out loud.
— heather. (@velocihardy) October 1, 2019
2. Please don’t touch.
https://twitter.com/genamonkey/status/1179167996788396033?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
3. No face, no case.
https://twitter.com/incognihoex/status/1179153701795237890?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
4. Jeez, dad…
https://twitter.com/mmonsenoriega/status/1179218700441927681?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
5. Mr. Moneybags.
Went on a date to some 3D movie and the dude didn’t get the glasses…he insisted we could still see without problems and my eyes teared up right away…he then bought ONE pair for us to SHARE. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
— FirstLadyKatty (@FirstLadyKatty) October 2, 2019
6. Not a good time.
One time Robin and I went to see a scary movie and walks in right as it started. Had to sit in the front row in between a bunch of teenagers. The kids on my side were texting the entire time and the kids on his side wouldn’t stop talking
Then some bitch farted outta nowhere
— Was He Slow? (@twilloughbitch) October 2, 2019
7. I hope you called the cops.
https://twitter.com/alyssamariekuc/status/1179209506112311296?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
8. Ouch!
When I was a kid my dad took me to see finding Nemo. We get in the theater and I go to sit in my seat but the bottom was still flipped up. I sat down then the bottom flipped down and I broke my nose when I hit my face on the seat in front of me.
— $unshine (@emmitt_brooks) October 2, 2019
9. Are you still together?
https://twitter.com/denissexsantana/status/1179179818539110400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
10. A good children’s film.
A couple chose to bring their toddler into my showing of It: Chapter Two. When the toddler started crying the parents did nothing about it. Luckily theater management was able to intervene before I stormed out.
— John Rivera🇺🇲 (@Thejohnrivera) October 2, 2019
11. Damn, that’s sad.
Snuck into the movies with the gang in middle school like 10 deep got caught and scolded for an hr by the janitor an hr passes dude starts giving us life advice and gets us free tix for next week… we go back next week— dude passed away R.I.P Bob pic.twitter.com/N5Th1w8DxF
— Ro. (@DJRo_Call) October 1, 2019
12. Quite an adventure.
I ate a pot brownie with my friends. My seat fell off and I slid down the theatre stairs like a saucer sled. I carried the seat into the lobby and handed it to the ticket taker. “My set fell off,” I said while as tears streamed down my face.
— laurenzobean@mastodon.online, @laurenzo on Hive (@Laurenzo) October 2, 2019
13. Thanks for the memories.
Went to see toy story 4 and the small child next to me threw up all over the chair. He sat in it for half an hour before telling his parents.
— Cam (@GhostToGhostCo) October 2, 2019
14. Ugh. Take it outside.
Some guy decided to give his girlfriend a history lesson during half of Dunkirk. I called him Dumbkirk.
— Colby Pryor (@colb92) October 2, 2019
15. It sounds glorious.
The only “weird” film experience I had was during my second time watching The Force Awakens
Some memelord ran in and screamed “HAN SOLO DIES”, then two guys dressed in stormtrooper costumes went down to where he was and proceeded to beat the crap out of him
It was glorious— P u g h e t t i (@PughettiVA) October 2, 2019
You know the drill: share your worst movie theater experience in the comments with us so we can all get angry together!