I went to high school with a guy whose last name was…wait for it…DICK.
As you can imagine, he heard a lot of jokes and he suffered through those four years as graciously as he could
Still…I felt bad for the guy.
Anyway…these people shared all shared the lamest jokes they had to deal with because of their names. Let’s check it out!
1. Only older folks will get it.
Sly and the Family Stone!
Where are the Family Stones? Ha. Ha. Ha. pic.twitter.com/2vTTTNSb8L
— Damion Sly (@SlyDamion) May 18, 2021
2. Poor, poor Stuart.
All pretty lame.
My name is Ivy Stuart. I’ve heard Poison Ivy, Ivysaur, Ivy League, and Stuart Little. Personally I think the lamest is Stuart Little.
— Ivy ✨? (@_Willowflower) May 19, 2021
3. I get it!
Because of his last name!
“Did you swim here?” “You going swimming?” etc etc ad infinitum
— Matt Fish (@MattTheFish) May 19, 2021
4. Ouch. Sorry, friend.
At least your name isn’t Pacey.
Try being a 12 year old with the last name Dawson when Dawson’s Creek premiered. Every person since then, “like Dawson’s Creek?!” Yep. That stupid show. pic.twitter.com/2WzQ86DTXi
— Dawson (@andy_dawson) May 19, 2021
5. That is really bad.
“Hey Jill, where’s JACK??” Ha ha ha.
I don’t know why this is so funny to older men
— Jill Ronan ? (@Jillronan) May 19, 2021
6. Good pick-up lines.
Do they ever work?
My name is Jane. So there’s always “Me Tarzan, you Jane,” or “Jane, you ignorant slut.”
— Jane Err (@janesplaining) May 19, 2021
7. You had it rough, sir.
The playground was a war zone for you.
I’mma just gonna sit this one out, folks.
They’re all lame and have been since 6th grade sex ed.
— Leonard Seaman (@lenseaman) May 19, 2021
8. Don’t call me that!
And come up with some better material!
Sabrina the teenage bitch ? the lack of imagination
— sabrina michael (@sabrinammich) May 19, 2021
9. Wow, that’s lame.
Like, the lamest thing I’ve ever heard.
“Jake, from State Farm?…How come you’re not wearing any kahkis?”
— Jacob Farrell (@farrell_jacob) May 19, 2021
10. That’s too bad.
Your parents had no idea.
I get ” prime minister ” / ” war criminal ” quite often. Never gets old ?
— Tony Blair (@tonyblair82) May 19, 2021
11. Time for a change.
You did the right thing!
My birth name was Mohrmann – lots of “oh you’re Mormon???” jokes. I legally changed it shortly after becoming an adult
— compost the rich (@NoFucksNic) May 19, 2021
12. Ben Dover.
A childhood classic.
My name is Ben, my last initial is D, so you can imagine how much I’ve gotten the “Bendy” or “BenDover” type of joke. The craziest part is how often ppl genuinely think they’re being original.
— Left Coast Leftist (@SoupCooler) May 19, 2021
How about you?
Do you ever get razzed about your name?
If so, talk to us in the comments. Thanks a lot!