Is there a Drunk Hall of Fame yet? Or maybe it’s still under construction?
Whatever the case, there definitely should be a Drunk Hall of Fame.
Because most of us have, at some point in our lives, gotten a little too wasted and acted like idiots.
Hey, don’t beat yourself up about it! It ain’t no big thing. It’s probably not even on video…probably. Just relax, I doubt it’s on video…
Anyway, stop worrying about the video thing and enjoy these drunken antics from some pretty hilarious folks.
Let’s see what they got up to!
1. This is incredible!
What are the chances?!?!
a few weeks ago I faked an Irish accent at the bar & ended up meeting a guy from Ireland that night. since then I contemplated if he was faking it or not & I just found him on tinder and his bio says if he gets drunk enough he fakes an Irish accent. I’ve found my soulmate y’all!!
— Kelly O'Connor (@heyitskellyy) March 3, 2020
2. Don’t drunk text your grandma.
It never ends well.
yo grandma a lame RT @cambreezyyyy: 1 year ago today i drunk texted my grandmother for her birthday pic.twitter.com/cF6xC8VTIP
— the don of don julio (@_TonyHilfiger) January 27, 2018
3. You’re going to HELL.
But you already know that.
y’all… i just hit a new low. i’m in an Uber hungover as fuck, i tried holding in my puke but i couldn’t, opened the door at a red light and puked, told her “sorry, i’m pregnant and my morning sickness is bad” and she was like “aweeee!!” LMAO IM GOING TO HELL
— seventyTimes7 BLM (@shataaah) January 14, 2020
4. Yes. Yes, I have.
It looks like you have, too.
Have you ever been so drunk you mistook your phone for a chocolate bar? pic.twitter.com/qMZbsxFR2g
— I❤️Nostalgia (@il0venostalgia) January 25, 2014
5. Let’s take a snooze.
Or you can at least just lay there.
got drunk and fell asleep on the floor last night. my dog just laid there with me. she wasn’t even sleep ? pic.twitter.com/1jE6mnSelI
— Big Glove (@TYLERHIROLLER) December 24, 2019
6. Don’t do it!
Never a good idea!
??? RT @curryspic3: a friend and I were in a public washroom at a bar last night and she said “shit I want to text my ex” and 3 different girls in the bathroom stalls screamed out “don’t fucking text your ex”
— Ari (@HKL23) October 1, 2018
7. A beautiful moment.
Something to shoot for in the future.
The lady next to me at the nail salon got too drunk on Mimosas and made her husband leave work to come pick her up and he just walked in and said “ Seriously Lisa, it’s a Tuesday” and then she ordered another one for the ride and it was a beautiful moment really #goals
— Georgia’s New Peach ? (@PhillyEaglesGrl) November 26, 2019
8. Oh, right…coffee…
That’s kind of embarrassing.
I blanked when I got to the counter at Starbucks and said “vodka soda” and she said “huh” and I said “huh” and then we stared at each other until I remembered I was there for coffee.
— Kayne not Kanye (@kaynecaraway) November 26, 2018
9. Get it together, buddy.
Let’s take a down a notch, okay?
if anyone wants to know how drunk my boyfriend was last night pic.twitter.com/XHLagOLMC1
— tricia n (@makeesomenoyes) April 21, 2018
10. You did the right thing.
And we’re going to stand behind you!
My fatass was drunk last night and had a photo shoot with my McDonald’s hashbrown at 4AM pic.twitter.com/8iz80eXsEY
— The Guy (@FLJBieber) November 17, 2018
11. Brad Pitt.
In the armpit.
My friend got so drunk last night, we went to the tattoo shop across the street and he got Brad tattooed in his arm pit so he has a Brad Pitt tattoo… #MyDrunkStory pic.twitter.com/XpWxyCC2Bh
— Mr. magorium (@mc_125) March 14, 2018
12. That’s a major fail.
Were you able to correct this major error?
#MyDrunkStory I called who i thought was my best friend to complain about how much i hated someone. I called that person I hated.
— leah (@itsleahbale) March 13, 2018
Okay, now we want to hear from you.
In the comments, tell us about the drunkest you’ve ever been and what happened as a result.
Let’s see who has the best and most humiliating story out there!