What’s your poison?
Vodka? Gin? Beer? A bowl of Jägermeister?
Whatever you like to drink, a lot of times it all ends up causing the same outcome: folks drink too much and they end up doing dumb, ridiculous, and hilarious things.
It’s all in good fun, as long as you don’t get into any trouble or end up in jail for the night. And I don’t think we have to remind you that you should never, ever get behind the wheel when you’ve been drinking.
BUT, these folks you’re about to meet all got rip-roaring drunk and did some very funny stuff. And, luckily for us, they shared their antics with the world!
So let’s take a look at these misdeeds and have a good laugh.
1. There’s nothing wrong with that.
Nothing at all…
2. I’m gonna be sick!
You shouldn’t have done that…to yourself…
Woke up this morning with a cup of water and a note next to my bed saying “for hungover me.” I took a sip and it was vodka. Drunk me is such a douche.
— 🐢😌✌🏻 (@aldeeznuttz) November 17, 2017
3. That’s a good thing!
That’s not a bad drunk decision.
$5 a week has been coming out of my bank for months and i only just realized i adopted a kangaroo named Poppy on New Year's Eve while i was destroyed
— peytøn (@peytnhaag) February 26, 2020
4. Any luck with that?
This is really not good.
5. When you answer yourself.
That’s never good.
6. Sober Steve is smart.
Drunk Steve? Not so much.
Thought you guys might like this note my friend wrote to himself before going out last night 😂 pic.twitter.com/NCbqG8W9Pj
— Mama-Taz 👼😴👩🏽🏫 (@Tarryntino) July 31, 2016
7. Don’t let your friends do this.
It won’t end well. Okay?
8. There’s gonna be a fight!
This could get ugly.
You don’t know what fun is until you’ve witnessed a drunk on the Edinburgh to Glasgow train screaming “A fucking hate hedgehogs, come at me ya jabby wee cunt” while angrily circling a hairbrush that’s been dropped on the floor…
— Nicki🧚 (@AwkwardAndOdd) December 1, 2018
9. So very drunk.
Glad you made it home safely.
10. That’s a good dog!
She just wanted to hang out with you.
got drunk and fell asleep on the floor last night. my dog just laid there with me. she wasn’t even sleep 😂 pic.twitter.com/1jE6mnSelI
— Big Glove (@TYLERHIROLLER) December 24, 2019
11. We don’t have an Alexa!
Dad! What are you doing?!?!
my dad last night, completely shitfaced, was trying to get out of the backseat of my car and he gave up, put his head against the car door and said ‘alexa, please get me out of here’
WE DONT EVEN HAVE AN ALEXA IN THE FIRST PLACE
— piper (@piperjoness) December 25, 2018
12. That’s impressive.
Have you ever tried this before?
I don’t play by your rules. To-go margs are allowed if you’re stealthy enough. pic.twitter.com/RCK8sf6JcO
— mic2mouth (@mic2mouth) September 8, 2019
13. That was obviously an emergency.
Good thing you got ahold of her.
My girl is drunk, I woke up to 12 missed calls and texts saying that she’s crying so obviously I was mad worried so I called her to make sure everything was straight.. she’s crying cos her friend took a bite of her burger https://t.co/kpwcjT88rk
— PresidentPrince (@Princegeee_) January 5, 2020
What about you?
What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done after you’ve had a little too much to drink?
Talk to us in the comments and spill your guts!
We won’t judge you…too much.