What’s your poison?

Vodka? Gin? Beer? A bowl of Jägermeister?

Whatever you like to drink, a lot of times it all ends up causing the same outcome: folks drink too much and they end up doing dumb, ridiculous, and hilarious things.

It’s all in good fun, as long as you don’t get into any trouble or end up in jail for the night. And I don’t think we have to remind you that you should never, ever get behind the wheel when you’ve been drinking.

BUT, these folks you’re about to meet all got rip-roaring drunk and did some very funny stuff. And, luckily for us, they shared their antics with the world!

So let’s take a look at these misdeeds and have a good laugh.

1. There’s nothing wrong with that.

Nothing at all…

Accidentally bought my toad 100 top hats instead of one while I was drunk online shopping…
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2. I’m gonna be sick!

You shouldn’t have done that…to yourself…

3. That’s a good thing!

That’s not a bad drunk decision.


4. Any luck with that?

This is really not good.

This guy who was drunk as f*ck tried to shazam in the silent disco
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5. When you answer yourself.

That’s never good.

Very drunk I guess
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6. Sober Steve is smart.

Drunk Steve? Not so much.

7. Don’t let your friends do this.

It won’t end well. Okay?


8. There’s gonna be a fight!

This could get ugly.

9. So very drunk.

Glad you made it home safely.

Omg so drunk…
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10. That’s a good dog!

She just wanted to hang out with you.

11. We don’t have an Alexa!

Dad! What are you doing?!?!

12. That’s impressive.

Have you ever tried this before?

13. That was obviously an emergency.

Good thing you got ahold of her.

What about you?

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done after you’ve had a little too much to drink?

Talk to us in the comments and spill your guts!

We won’t judge you…too much.