Even if I don’t necessarily feel like actually buying anything, I must admit that I enjoy reading reviews on Amazon.

Because you never know what kind of gems you’re gonna stumble upon…

And by gems, I mean totally weird, random, and hilarious reviews from people who might have a few screws loose.

Hey, I’m here for it!

And I think you’ll enjoy them just as much as I do…

1. Please don’t eat that.

Probably not a good idea.

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2. Are you a cyclops?

If not, you might not be into this.

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3. Your wife took off, huh?

Well, can you blame her?

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4. The seller got the last laugh.

This is pure evil!

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5. I own three of these.

You’ll get a lot of weird looks…

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6. It saved their marriage!

Hip hip hooray!

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7. Totally wasn’t worth it.

All that work for pretty much nothing…

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8. Too fast for you.

You don’t hear that very often.

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9. This won’t scare the kids at all.

Go ahead and give it a shot!

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10. Didn’t go as planned.

Better luck next time!

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11. You gave it all away!

Well, that’s no fun.

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12. Grandpa really loved it.

Good for him!

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What’s the most ridiculous review that you’ve seen online?

Go ahead and share it with us in the comments!

We can’t wait to hear from you!