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1. I’m right there with you!
Where you gonna do it? I’m heading to the bathtub.
please congratulate me on my new position! it is the fetal position, i will be in it for awhile
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) May 11, 2017
2. Hey, at least you’re being honest.
Just live your best life, okay?
I'm a VIP anywhere we go
*Very Immature Person
— Turkey Bae-ster (@Mom_Overboard) October 1, 2021
3. Just didn’t happen today.
Better luck tomorrow!
I was going to get up early and exercise, but I was way too busy sleeping.
— Stacey (@skittle624) September 28, 2021
4. I bet someone out there is…
And we tips our hats to them!
Guess who’s totally kicking ass and handling their shit this morning? Not me but I’m sure someone is
— Ham On Why/ Dead Society Poet (@ham_why) September 30, 2021
5. I’ll get back to you.
I don’t know when, so don’t hold your breath.
Sorry I didn’t answer the phone when you called. My dog was on my lap and we needed some together time.
— Darla (@ddsmidt) September 24, 2021
6. This tweet really speaks to me.
I’m barely hanging on by a thread!
Just about everyone I know is a snack getting stuck in a vending machine away from total collapse
— Meredith Ireland (@MeredithIreland) September 30, 2021
7. I’m gonna let you take over.
This makes a lot of sense to me…
When I get hugged, I just go limp and let the other person do the work
— donni saphire (@donni) October 1, 2021
8. I’d like some examples, please…
I’m still waiting…
my toxic trait is overthinking things that nobody else even cares about anymore
— Naître D ☕️ ?♂️ (@perlhack) September 30, 2021
9. Makes a lot of sense to me.
It just keeps piling up!
The older I get the more I understand movie characters who gradually lose their shit and become villains.
— Blue Berrymore (@BerrymoreBlue) May 5, 2021
10. That is really not a good idea.
Hey, I’m just being honest here…
I never truly know how awful some people’s judgment is until they start asking me for advice.
— Mike (@Parentpains) October 1, 2021
11. You never know unless you try, right?
I see you DID NOT attend medical school…
I’ll send my resume anywhere idc anymore. I just applied to be a doctor
— honest jabe (@jaynooch) September 30, 2021
12. Don’t make any rash decisions, think it over…
Those plants have done NOTHING to you!
Me: I’m switching to a plant based diet
House plants: *look at each other nervously*
— cookie mumbles (@cookie_mumbles) October 1, 2021
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