Once again, we’re here with another roundup of hilarious tweets from the women of Twitter.
Why? Well, it’s simple: the ladies keep supplying us with the funnies over and over and over again.
Here’s another fresh batch for ya!
1. The Spice Yodas.
Baby Yoda implies the existence of a Sporty Yoda, Scary Yoda, Ginger Yoda, and Posh Yoda
— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) December 30, 2019
2. Nothing wrong with that.
drank all the glasses of leftover champagne i found around the house this morning
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) January 1, 2020
3. Heart black as night.
The only acceptable gender reveal is with a black cake to signify that your baby will be a New Yorker.
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) January 1, 2020
4. You get sucked in.
The suburbs are powerful. No matter how strong you think you are, by day two you’re eating dinner at 4 and asking what the weather’s looking like tomorrow
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) December 30, 2019
5. Please leave now.
[5 PM]: Come in. Thanks for coming over.
[6 PM]: I’m so happy we were able to get together.
[7 PM]: This is so much fun.
[8 PM]: We should do this again.
[9 PM]: I’m going to need you to get the fuck out of my house now.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) January 2, 2020
6. That’s a good resolution for 2020.
My 2020 resolution is: to disappear mysteriously in the woods & baffle true crime podcast listeners everywhere when I emerge, unharmed, in 2021 with no memories of the woods & a pulsating glowing orb clutched in my fist
— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) January 1, 2020
7. I’m over here!
me waiting for my crush to notice me pic.twitter.com/3OtFVmZ1B8
— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) December 31, 2019
8. I know this story.
My anxiety is higher than the rent
— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) January 3, 2020
9. Why are you doing this?
[putting a bra on for the first time in 2 weeks]
my boobs: please my lady don’t put us back in jail
— Laurazepam (@andlikelaura) January 2, 2020
10. You might be the only one.
am i only one with a pinterest full of different examples of people standing in lines correctly
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) December 29, 2019
11. No one knows how to spell it.
who decided fahrenheit had to be spelled this way what even the fuck
— gaymer (@legallyines) January 3, 2020
12. This sounds familiar…
my only two new years resolutions are to:
1) release my inhibitions
2) feel the rain on my skin
— liz (@liz_haydon) January 1, 2020
13. The real complainers.
women at work while having period pains, a cold, body aches and a serious nausea vs men when they have a slight cold pic.twitter.com/C7EaUndXnr
— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) January 2, 2020
14. That’s a great point.
sucks that the machine I use to write also has a function where you can shop for a new duvet cover for 3 hours
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) December 29, 2019
15. Absolutely true.
every city has a bar named “the library” and everyone inside looks like this pic.twitter.com/lq4QKgZ9I3
— ava wolf (@wownicebuttdude) January 2, 2020
As I’ve said many times before, the ladies of Twitter always deliver with the humor!
Do you have any hilarious women that you follow on social media?
Well, don’t be shy! Tell us about them in the comments!