When you spend just about all your time with another person, you’re gonna get on each other’s nerves. Little things really start to drive you crazy and before you know it you’re having fights over what kind of dishwashing detergent is best. REALLY INTENSE FIGHTS.
This tweet got the ball rolling.
Married people: tell me about the stupid, recurring argument you and your spouse just cannot, will not stop having
— rabia O'chaudry (@rabiasquared) January 9, 2020
Let’s take a look at what people had to say!
1. You might end up on Forensic Files.
I always stop the microwave before it goes off and don’t clear off the remaining time. One day she will actually murder me for that.
— Jay B (@jdbatts79) January 9, 2020
2. Fighting over the water temperature.
It’s about water temperature for the kids’ (7, 5) bath. Allegedly I make it too hot. The vehemence of it is utterly insane and incomprehensible. And I just want to say, for the record, that my wife is – in this case – completely unreasonable and borderline disturbed.
— (((RedRedSuit))) (@RedRedSuit) January 9, 2020
3. You are a monster!
I bring a cup of water upstairs every night before bed and after three weeks there are 21 empty cups upstairs. I am a monster.
— Darwin Brandalorian (@DTBbyTheSea) January 9, 2020
4. Uh oh…gonna get ugly.
Miracle whip is better than mayo.
— Nathan Venesky (@Hist_Guy) January 9, 2020
5. That would drive me nuts.
My ex-husband loaded cups right-side-up in the dishwasher every. single. time.
— Emily (@themerriest) January 9, 2020
6. That is very disgusting.
He likes to pick his fingers & toenails, tearing the excess off & leaving it in a little pile on the bookshelf next to the sofa. It’s disgusting & I have to nag him to put it in the bin when I find it, EVERY time!
— Miranda Kate ? (@PurpleQueenNL) January 9, 2020
7. Snoozing in front of the TV.
He wants to stay up & “finish watching” something when I can tell he’s sleepy, then he falls asleep and I’m watching it alone, I wake him up, repeat. To him, it’s “why won’t you let me fall asleep in front of the tv,” to me it’s “staying up alone while you sleep isn’t fun!”
— Summer Anne Burton (@summeranne) January 9, 2020
8. True insanity.
my gf does truly insane things with TP, i started an instagram to document this phenomenon pic.twitter.com/AMerGUwtw0
— rare-earth elemental (@pelotom) January 9, 2020
9. Full disclosure: I do this, too.
My spouse will take groceries out of the bag and instead of putting the grocery item into its designated spot directly from the bag, he will put everything out on the kitchen counter and then put the groceries away one by one.
— Christa Bishmark (@christabishmark) January 9, 2020
10. Non-stop snoozing.
Husband likes to hit snooze for a solid hour. I like sleeping for the entire hour and not being woken up 6 times (every 10 mins) during it and just setting the alarm for the correct time, not an hour early. He “can’t wake up that fast”. That’s the 15 year (and counting) fight.
— Rebecca Johnson (@r_johnson83) January 9, 2020
11. An intense egg battle.
She removes eggs from either end of the egg carton, so eggs are left only in the center. I move all the eggs to one end, so when you grab the front of the carton, you’re holding the center of gravity.
We have silently been moving eggs back and forth in the carton for years.
— Tim Pierce (@qwrrty) January 9, 2020
12. FEED THE CHILDREN.
I have to always remind him to feed the children when I’m not there. He will still forget. Every time. They’re foraging through the cabinets like a bunch of rabid animals until he either remembers some time in the late afternoon/early evening or I come home.
— Shaheen Pasha (@profpasha) January 9, 2020
Those made me laugh, no doubt about that.
Are you married? Or maybe you were married?
What were some of the funniest and most ridiculous arguments you got into?
Share with us in the comments! Please and thank you!