It seems like these days we can’t agree on much. It’s an increasingly divisive time, worryingly so considering the massive challenges we face which certainly won’t be overcome without some common ground and cooperation.
So, to bring us together again, perhaps we can at least agree that some things in this world just…shouldn’t exist.
Let’s start with the ones on this list, then move on to instilling world peace, eh? Take it away, Twitter.
This may sound prejudicial but I’m gonna go ahead and guess this started with the Brits.
#StuffThatShouldNotExist Aspic. It's jello but with savory stuff instead of sweet…Like meat, veggies, broth or fish…It was popular in the 1950's but the fad (thankfully) fizzled out by the 1970's. By the time the 80's rolled around, aspic wasn't a thing anymore! ???? pic.twitter.com/bMoepdnxds
— Random Snake Facts (@random_snakes) March 29, 2021
9. These Sauces
I object, actually. The Filet-O-Fish can go, but Big Mac sauce is delicious.
— The Notorious B.E.C.K.Y (@BeckyKillinit) March 28, 2021
8. Spicy Jellybeans
Who thought this was a good idea?
— Shari Bee (@Lavendermee3) March 28, 2021
7. Bug Snacks
If you’re eating these, I just want you to know there are healthier ways to ask for attention.
— Linda D (@WWlindaD) March 28, 2021
Put as many cutesy stickers on ’em as you want, they’re still awful looking.
— Dannie Rose (@dannieros3) March 28, 2021
5. Sour Altoids
Why must we play God in this way?
— Caleb ☮️ (@FluffyHacker) March 29, 2021
4. Pineapple on Pizza
It takes some truly innovative shenanigans to make PIZZA bad.
— Someone Else (@Boring_McJuicy) March 28, 2021
3. White Colored Pencils
Is this an art tool or some kind of prank?
— kingofnoobs789 (@WaffleMakesArt) March 28, 2021
2. Picnic Pants
Do you want ants in your pants?
Because this is how you get ants in your pants.
— Annie C ?? (@anet2111) March 29, 2021
1. Diet Water
Technically it has half the calories of regular water.
It also technically has double the calories.
That’s how the number 0 works.
— Ruth Whalley (@Leftdoubleclick) March 29, 2021
I don’t know how these things came to be, but maybe by collectively hating them hard enough, we can bond together as a people again.
What thing do you think shouldn’t exist?
Tell us in the comments.