Twitter is a place where everything is happening, constantly. I don’t know how better to explain it than that. You know stuff? You know how there’s a large variety of stuff?
Well, picture all of that variety happening simultaneously, and you’ve got Twitter.
Lucky for us, a lot of what rises to the top of that maelstrom is funny, and we get to laugh at it. Let’s do so now, shall we?
15. Speaking in code
Maybe he’s just trying to keep things interesting.
14. I am the night
Some people just live for the drama, I guess.
Alfred every time Bruce Wayne leaves the manor dressed in a costume: https://t.co/NlXpCqvv5L
— Clem (@TheClemReport) May 9, 2021
13. Bon Bon
We can’t know. There’s just no way to know.
Is Bonnie a full name? Or is it short for something else…. like Bonstance ?
— tadi-boo. ✨ (@_heyyTAY) May 16, 2021
12. Chuck him in
It may not be the righteous path, but it’s my path.
me after i choose violence everytime pic.twitter.com/admUcMZHQU
— PLAY MAKER (@Wuggaaaaa_) May 16, 2021
And your mom will watch an actor in 100 movies and still never know who they are.
I swear all dads will know ur friends for 7+ years and still be like “who??”
— el (@nowdeadbrb) May 15, 2021
10. Mask off
Pretty sure that’s what was happening already anyway.
Mayor: mask mandate lifted
New Orleans: pic.twitter.com/cJLFC6souq
— LOFT CLUB (@LOFTCLUBirl) May 15, 2021
9. Shoot for the floor
And you really can’t miss.
the bare minimum again babe? ? you shouldn't have<3
— ☆justis☆｡*ﾟ+♡ (@jjjjjustis) May 16, 2021
8. The fit
I don’t know why, but I find this really unsettling.
bro got his fit hung up like he Batman https://t.co/SeqLM3mp91
— J (@__yaj_) May 15, 2021
7. Know the difference
“Terrible, Incompetent Cats” is what the movie adaptation was originally called.
One of my favorite scientific discoveries in recent years is that among domesticated animals, dogs recognize the difference between themselves and people, but cats just think the people who live with them are terrible incompetent cats
— ? (@samthielman) May 16, 2021
6. Atlas mewed
Carry on, celestial soldier.
Like atlas, he also holds the World on his shoulders…. pic.twitter.com/T4tXY7mkz2
— erin (@nigghilism) May 16, 2021
5. I’m just sayin’
“Oh so NOW y’all wanna hear what we have to say, huh?”
“So you saying it’s safe to go out without a mask?”
— Ella Septima-Hamer (@jbrous41) May 14, 2021
4. The doors
Everything about this seems impractical.
I’m sorry doors like this in a house are so embarrassing. Like imagine getting in a fight with your boyfriend and you have to walk to your room and roll-close your barn door. pic.twitter.com/H917RUE02N
— Michael Benjamin (@mfbenji) May 14, 2021
3. It’s official
Sorry to be the one to break this news to you.
the CDC said you can stop wearing your sorority shirt at 25 years old
— it’s me sally darr (@sallydarr) May 13, 2021
2. Birth giver
I’m not sure why so many of this thought this was a proper joke for so long.
say what you want about me but at least I never had my mom saved as “birth giver” or “parental unit” on my phone
— abby govindan (@abbygov) May 9, 2021
1. By the fire
You make the best of things in this world.
This student created his own cozy atmosphere today and I absolutely love it ? pic.twitter.com/xBQKeJAQxj
— Ms. Mileham (@MariMilehamIHES) May 11, 2021
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