Everyone is secretly a gross weirdo. We all have strange personal habits we’d never share with anyone we know, because we’d immediately be disowned. What, you wanted me to give one of mine as an example? What did I just say about being disowned???
But it’s difficult to carry a secret for our entire lives. If you’ve got weird habit, you may want to tell someone about it, just to unburden yourself. Luckily, there’s always the anonymous public confession. All you have to do is log onto the Internet and you can tell thousands of strangers that you like to eat your own earwax. (Hypothetical example–NOT ME.)
Twitter user @drakesbrother asked his followers to share their weirdest habits, and they couldn’t respond fast enough. Today’s we’ve got 15 confessions from some real weirdos out there. Nobody is normal. Normalcy doesn’t even exist. (via Bored Panda)
1. Germ warfare.
if someone sneezes around me I hold my breath for like 15 seconds till all of their germs disperse in the air away from me
— diane (@DianeFryling) January 7, 2019
I’m scared to use a flashlight at night because I feel that it’s going to land on some weird monster/humanoid creature thingy and that’s how I will die pic.twitter.com/gK2oD4BwMw
— Skywalker (@truly_wild) January 7, 2019
3. Extra-extra firm.
sometimes i find the floor much comfier than my bed. i just be laying on it for no reason even tho my bed right there
— adelle s (@maadessi) January 8, 2019
4. Listen to the sounds of silence.
I hate complete silence it’s too loud . Only a few will understand but the quieter it is the louder it seems. It’s an ugly noise when it’s dead silent
— AliceInWonderland✨🦋🍄 (@B_doll23) January 8, 2019
5. Anyone who doesn’t talk to themselves is a psychopath.
I talk to myself in my head AND out loud all day, even have conversations ☠️
— foreverlosingblu (@dkkaitlynn) January 8, 2019
6. Whatever makes the day go by faster…
I do personal bets with myself like if I’m about to throw something in the trash I say “ok if I make this me and my gf will get married one day”.
— Caramel Macchiato (@A1Kaycakez) January 7, 2019
7. If Walter Mitty had Twitter.
I live in my imagination, meaning if I imagine a scenario or even remember something from the past and re-live it in my head I’ll physically react to it or like say something out loud.
— Ot (@OtReyna) January 8, 2019
8. To be fair, group projects are literally the devil.
I like to work alone so much that I will deny any kind of help, even if it means getting shit done faster. Because when I work alone I am in complete control of how things are going, pace, steps,order. Everything. It’s just satisfying to know that it is all being taken care of
— Cole parkinsons🦒 (@ColetheGiraffe) January 8, 2019
9. It’s like getting a song stuck in your head, but way more boring.
I pay attention to numbers and patterns a lot, and accidentally memorize them. I’ll be driving and read the license plate in front of me and it will be stuck reciting in my head all day
— Kira (@ohgawd_itskira) January 7, 2019
10. I see nothing wrong with this.
When I eat food, I eat them in order of least liked to most liked so the last thing I eat can taste the best lol
— Malaysia. (@malaylayyy) January 8, 2019
11. Letting someone see you naked is less scary than showing them your phone.
I have literally 0 things to hide on my phone but when I’m showing someone something and they take I want to kill them
— DolphiN (@DolphiN5958) January 8, 2019
12. You’re listening to WOCD Radio.
My car radio volume has to be an even number or a multiple of 5
— Jackson Downs (@jacksondowns_22) January 8, 2019
13. Anyone looking for a new babysitter?
I have the weirdest impulses sometimes like if I’m holding someone’s baby I’m like what if threw it out the window
— arya stark 🇸🇩 (@sudxnia) January 8, 2019
14. Every bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down.
I speed when I go over bridges just Incase that mf want to collapse.
— Ja’shon (@jashonfelder) January 8, 2019
15. I have bad news for you: Barney isn’t a real dinosaur, either.
I had no idea sitcoms where taped n front of live studio audiences. So When i used to watch shows & heard people laughin, i thought it was the rest of the whole world at home watching & laughing into their tvs, so i used to laugh xtra hard right into the speakers .
— Red (@Redness427) January 8, 2019
h/t: Bored Panda