Everyone is secretly a gross weirdo. We all have strange personal habits we’d never share with anyone we know, because we’d immediately be disowned. What, you wanted me to give one of mine as an example? What did I just say about being disowned???

But it’s difficult to carry a secret for our entire lives. If you’ve got weird habit, you may want to tell someone about it, just to unburden yourself. Luckily, there’s always the anonymous public confession. All you have to do is log onto the Internet and you can tell thousands of strangers that you like to eat your own earwax. (Hypothetical example–NOT ME.)

Twitter user @drakesbrother asked his followers to share their weirdest habits, and they couldn’t respond fast enough. Today’s we’ve got 15 confessions from some real weirdos out there. Nobody is normal. Normalcy doesn’t even exist. (via Bored Panda)



1. Germ warfare.

2. Valid.

3. Extra-extra firm.

4. Listen to the sounds of silence.

5. Anyone who doesn’t talk to themselves is a psychopath.

6. Whatever makes the day go by faster…

7. If Walter Mitty had Twitter.

8. To be fair, group projects are literally the devil.

9. It’s like getting a song stuck in your head, but way more boring.

10. I see nothing wrong with this.

11. Letting someone see you naked is less scary than showing them your phone.

12. You’re listening to WOCD Radio.

13. Anyone looking for a new babysitter?

14. Every bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down.

15. I have bad news for you: Barney isn’t a real dinosaur, either.

h/t: Bored Panda