Parents, parents, parents. You have a tough job, and we take off our hats to you.
We also understand that you probably get a little (just a little…) fed up from time to time due to how much your little angels drive you up the wall.
So let’s enjoy some funny/painful tweets that should look familiar to all parents out there…let me know if you need a tissue…
1. Sick burn by Mom!
Daughter: You're invading my personal space
Mom: You came out of my personal space
— Moe (@_Mo_lee_) January 8, 2016
2. Not gonna happen.
Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that's not allowed if the baby is yours.
— Ilana Wiles (@mommyshorts) February 12, 2014
3. Or where I am…
That awkward moment when your child looks to you for wisdom and you're like, "Honey, I don't even know what day of the week it is."
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) November 14, 2017
4. Don’t do it!
Never, & I mean NEVER make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep.They will sense your excitement & abort mission! #momlife
— Caffeine & Fairydust (@CaffeineandF) November 14, 2015
5. Thank you for that.
In case you were wondering, the loudest sound in the world is my kid screaming, "Are you pooping?!?" in a public restroom.
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) March 19, 2016
6. You showed them!
Telling your kids they can't eat brownies for breakfast, then eating brownies for breakfast after they leave for school.
— Momma of Midgard (@MidgardMomma) March 18, 2015
7. You’re doing great!
There are Olympians who began intense training regimens at age 5, but sure, son, keep licking the bathtub.
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) August 10, 2016
8. That’s not what I meant.
What I say to my son: "Get dressed."
His interpretation: "Stand around naked watching television with one sock on."
— Sarah del Rio (@sarahdelri0) February 3, 2015
9. A slowwwww burn.
Parenting a newborn:
50% changing diapers
80% becoming so sleep deprived that you forget how to do basic math
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) June 24, 2015
10. JUST DO IT.
Entire cities have been built in the same amount of time it takes our 3yr old to put on her shoes. 🤦♀️😂 #MomProblems
— Krista Voda (@kristavoda) August 3, 2017
11. You made a huge mistake.
I burnt my toddler’s supper once last week, now every time I prepare food she keeps reminding me not to leave it for too long… 3 year old Judge Judy.
— Nzinga Qunta (@NzingaQ) November 3, 2019
12. Gee, thanks a lot.
My son just asked me how old I was going to be for my birthday
I said "29"
He literally got teary and goes "that means you're going to heaven soon"
— Hayden Merryn (@HaydenVanHulzen) May 18, 2018
13. Something totally different…
8 yo: "Mommy, what did you want to be when you grew up?"
Me: "Not this tired."
— Mama Babbles… (@mama_babble) April 5, 2018
14. Yes, it is.
— Mommin' Ain't Easy (@1happydisaster) August 12, 2017
15. Now it makes sense.
Ever notice in the story of the 3 bears, Papa Bear's porridge is piping hot, baby's is perfect, & poor Mama Bear's is cold?
I get it now.
— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) July 27, 2015
Parents…do these tweets look accurate, or what?
Do us a favor: share a funny or painful anecdote about your kiddos in the comments below!