Parents, we see you out there.
You’re tired, you’re stressed out, and you’re almost at the end of your rope.
And who can blame you? 2020 has been a rollercoaster for everyone, but moms and dads have had it especially rough this year.
But right now we want to make you forget about your blues so you can laugh! Hey, it’s the least we can do…
Are you ready for some comedy relief? Then go ahead and enjoy these tweets!
1. That sounds like a terrible idea.
Just say no to this one.
5: close your eyes and open your mouth
me: that's a hard pass.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) October 20, 2020
2. You learned a valuable lesson.
And you won’t let it happen again, will you?
When you grab your toddlers blanket out of the dryer make sure to check that your panties aren’t stuck to it before your toddler goes into school. I know this now.
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) October 27, 2020
3. That just sounds awful.
We’re sorry and we’re here for you…
My twins’ pre school taught them both how to sing Baby Shark in French so I’m just checking do I sue for double the amount or…
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) October 20, 2020
4. Now that is LOUD.
My ears are bleeding!
You think you know what “loud” is and then your 4yo gets on a Zoom call with 15 other preschoolers.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) October 14, 2020
5. Do you think you can follow the rules?
I don’t really know if you’re gonna be able to…
how to correctly parent:
1. dont give your kids iPads
2. dont feed them junk food
3. dont yell
4. give them iPads
5. feed them mcdonalds and ice cream
6. cry from frustrationforget rules and do the best you can, because sanity.
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) October 13, 2020
6. Time to leave a great tip.
That didn’t go very well, did it?
We went out to a restaurant today and my 3yo had two questions for our server:
1) why are you a boy (she wasn’t)
2) how come you work here but you’re a kid (she was short)
Needles to say we left a very generous tip
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) October 25, 2020
7. That is heartbreaking.
Darn kids these days…
I’ve started reading my children Roald Dahl’s Matilda, and there’s nothing like sharing one of the most pivotal stories of your formative years as your kids screech about how boring it is.
— Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) October 11, 2020
8. Words sure do hurt.
Gotta be careful with those things!
I got a call from the school nurse about my 6-year-old.
I thought for sure it was going to be covid.
Instead, my kid had accidentally poked herself in the eye with the corner of a book.
Words hurt.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 14, 2020
9. That sounds really amazing.
Hey, aren’t you having a great time?
Let’s get married & have kids so instead of trying a pumpkin beer you can stop the crying while I go back into the corn maze to find the shoe.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 6, 2020
10. Wouldn’t that be nice?
I need silence! At least for a little while…
Ok so I’m jealous that teachers have the power to mute my kids
— threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) October 7, 2020
11. Mommy needs some peace and quiet.
So let’s play The Quiet Game in our beds for a few hours.
I love my kids, but I love them a little more when they are sleeping.
— MomTransparenting (@momtransparent1) October 20, 2020
12. That was nice of them.
You’re doing something right!
I’m not trying to brag or anything but my kids only made gagging noises like 3 times during dinner.
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) October 14, 2020
How about you?
We want to hear your stories about what’s going on in your household with your kids these days.
Talk to us in the comments!