Excuse me, Monsieur, will you be dining in with us tonight or taking those McNuggets back to your chateau?
Okay, I’m being a smartass, but you’ll appreciate these low-budget gourmet meals if you’re on a budget.
Which I think is almost everyone these days.
1. Oooh la la!
3. “I’d like to thank the chef”
5. That sounds good, I’ll have that
6. What genius concocted this dish?
7. Is there a Royal with cheese?
8. The cigarette completes this meal
9. Oh my…
10. Unlimited Ranch
11. Gourmet AF