Vegans sure are a unique breed, aren’t they? I actually have a lot of respect for people who live the vegan lifestyle, but sometimes I get a little annoyed with the preaching and the rhetoric.
But, hey, what are you gonna do?
Oh, I know! Let’s see some funny tweets about vegans and veganism!
Oh yeah!
1. Get over it.
Hi I'm a boomer. You may remember me from such hits as "aww does the widdle millennial snowflake need a safe space because he's so offended". Today I'll be losing my shit because a shop I don't visit is selling a vegan steak bake I am under no obligation to buy.
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 2, 2020
2. Transforming before our eyes.
There are people that are terrified that eating a vegan burger will turn them into a woman pic.twitter.com/WW3GADheSZ
— Wild Geerters (@steinkobbe) December 28, 2019
3. What a killer meal!
https://twitter.com/stoned2thabones/status/1211843859384356867?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fbenarmson90%2Fvegan-tweets
4. Very fragile masculinity.
There are actual grown men saying they won’t go to Greggs any more because of Vegan Steak Bakes. Imagine having masculinity that fragile.
— Hutch (@nolittleman) January 2, 2020
5. Ten Year Challenge.
The vegan sausage rolls are better than the standard ones whether you’re vegan or not and that’s a fact https://t.co/d30VivBNDi
— nicole eloise🏳️🌈♿️💀💄 (@nicoleloisee) January 1, 2020
6. Piece of cake.
https://twitter.com/no_sleepx/status/1211677153022087169?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fbenarmson90%2Fvegan-tweets
7. A little too much info.
I’ve been vegan for almost 22 years and I’m still busting fat nuts like a squirrel on steroids. Please take several seats. https://t.co/MrzbAMs8i0
— David ☽ (@notageminimoon) December 28, 2019
8. This is gonna get ugly.
Two days into 2020 and McDonald's has already pissed off the entire vegan population by offering us mashed vegetables in breadcrumbs as their 'nEw VeGaN oPtIoN'
Veganise the chicken nuggets and McFlurrys or don't bother you cowards.
— Gym Reaper (@soypreme) January 2, 2020
9. Is that true?
https://twitter.com/WilliamTyla/status/1212627150743973888?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fbenarmson90%2Fvegan-tweets
10. Then it’s all over.
https://twitter.com/pissboymcgee/status/1211831307736453120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fbenarmson90%2Fvegan-tweets
11. Time to eat!
https://twitter.com/digbickvibes/status/1212810015297417216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fbenarmson90%2Fvegan-tweets
12. Off to a good start this year!
My brother has been pronouncing ‘Veganuary’ as ‘vag-anuary’ and I can’t stop laughing. He only realised his pronunciation was off after telling his bemused mother in law that he was going to get stuck into vaganuary this month.
Well played 2020. Well played.
— Whores of Yore (@WhoresofYore) January 1, 2020
Those really tickled my funny bone.
What did you think? Are you a vegan? Or maybe you just like to make fun of them?
Let us know in the comments!