Hey, Juggalos need love, too, okay?
Also, they are very unique human beings.
For those of you who don’t know what a Juggalo is, here’s the definition:
“A Juggalo is a fan of the group Insane Clown Posse or any other Psychopathic Records hip hop group. Juggalos have developed their own idioms, slang, and characteristics.”
They’re a very interesting subculture and you better believe that they’re out there on dating sites looking to find a Juggalo partner for life.
Let’s dig in to these dating profiles and meet these colorful characters.
1. Maybe he’s a catch?
You’ll never know until you give him a shot, ladies.
2. An open and honest man.
Deal with it.
3. That’s all you need to know about this guy.
Seems like a decent fella.
4. Grandma seems happy.
No diseases, please.
5. The total package.
Take it all in, people.
6. Trying to read his profile gave me a headache.
But his hair and face paint really seal the deal.
7. Okay, this one is a little bit…odd…
Any takers out there?
8. I get the feeling he enjoys sexual intercourse.
“I’m not currently doing anything with my life.” Amazing.
9. Read below to see her credentials.
I’d love to introduce her to Mother.
10. Short and sweet.
We’ve got a sensitive one, here.
11. He has lofty goals.
But he’s still livin’ that Juggalo life!
12. All dressed up.
Would you like to join him on his typical Friday night?
So what did you think of those profiles? Hey, don’t hate the player, hate the game, okay?
Tell us what you think in the comments.
And if you’re a Juggalo, we’d REALLY love to hear from you!