Spend enough time around kids and you’ll learn one thing very quickly: they have no filter and they say things that sometimes catch adults completely off guard.

But, hey, it’s what kids do, right?

You might say they just don’t know any better, but maybe they DO know better and they just don’t care because they are little devils.

The jury is still out on that one…

Let’s take a look at funny kids who have ZERO FILTER.

1. The kid is right in this case…

All because of me…

2. Oh, gross!

You should’ve just said 100% MEAT.

3. That kid has a sick sense of humor.

But maybe they got it from you?

4. A lot of yelling in this household.

You need to get them moving, right?

5. Deny, deny, deny.

Never admit your guilt! That’s a good life lesson.

6. You need to look elsewhere.

I’m not a non-stop cuddle machine, mom.

https://twitter.com/LeenaVanD/status/801580517350985728

7. Didn’t need to hear that one.

Like I said, NO FILTER.

8. Hahahaha. That’s good.

Even the kids know…

9. Teaching Dad a lesson.

You won’t make that mistake again, will you?

10. Not my department.

This kid is going places!

11. Brutally honest.

This is kind of amazing.

12. Ouch…a sick burn.

Sometimes, kids can really cut deep.

13. Best/Worst Dad Ever!

A big blow to the ego.

Kids just say the darndest things, don’t they?

How adorable! How sweet! How precious!

Or something like that…I don’t know…

Have your kids ever said totally hilarious/ridiculous/embarrassing things that took you by surprise?

If so, please tell us about it in the comments!