Are you clumsy? One of those people who can “trip over air” and humiliate yourself in public?
Don’t feel too bad about it! It happens to a lot of us. And I mean A LOT.
Just yesterday I was walking in a store, wasn’t paying attention and bumped into someone and dropped all the stuff I was holding. Boy, was I red in the face!
Be careful out there!
1. What’s this from?
Honestly I'm so clumsy but I have no idea I'm clumsy. I always find random bruises like oh hello where did you come from?
— Veronica Merrell (@veronicamerrell) October 1, 2017
2. That’s what I’m talking about.
I’m embarrassingly uncoordinated I can trip over air
— ✰𝕛𝕒𝕔𝕖✰ (@jacelynhebertt) April 14, 2019
3. Usually something very colorful.
I don't always wear white shirts, but when I do, you can bet I SPILL SOMETHING ON IT
— Kierra Caissey (@caisseyk) August 20, 2016
4. You’re very skilled.
It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills.
— Louise Thompson (@LouiseAThompson) June 21, 2019
5. No need to remind me.
If you ever see me trip over my own feet please don’t say anything. I know what I did
— Nia Sioux (@NiaSioux) April 7, 2019
Out-clumsying me is the best way to put me at ease. So if we ever meet, spill drinks on yourself, trip over your own feet, walk out of the café and leave me alone.
— Her. (@aworldinpages) June 17, 2019
7. You’re in big trouble.
OH MY FUCKING GOD I WAS DANCING TO PERFECT AND MY PHONE SLIPPED OFF MY HAND AND IT JUST WHAT AM I GONNA TELL MY MOM pic.twitter.com/jRqP0qXTPy
— juls (@WEALTHYLIPA) October 22, 2015
8. This guy doesn’t need to worry about it.
Yesterday I had slides on and I tripped walking up stairs https://t.co/hbuQguWweV
— Sully Engels (@SullyKSNT) February 12, 2019
9. No point, really.
I drop my phone so much, that I don’t even check for damage anymore.
— Nina Ansaroff (@NinaAnsaroff) October 31, 2019
10. Stick to the loving.
the reason I’m a lover and not a fighter is because the only time I tried to actually fight someone (for fun) I managed to hurt myself before we even started
— ً (@buckystarIight) October 30, 2019
11. In your sleep.
IM SO CLUMSY IT'S NOT EVEN CUTE IT'S LITERALLY FRUSTRATING I COULD TRIP AND SPILL AND DROP THINGS IN MY SLEEP OK CAMILA
— camila (@Camila_Cabello) July 19, 2013
12. Beware of the stairs.
i can think of so many ways i would injure myself on those stairs https://t.co/8OT3FbYtH7
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) September 24, 2019
13. You could do it…maybe…
I see that ninja warrior wall like 'pfft could do that' despite the fact that one time I injured myself by sneezing and smashing my head into a beer bottle.
— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) October 29, 2019
14. Quite a sight.
if ur having a bad day know that i just spilled coffee all over me in public and stood in the bathroom, pantsless, holding my pants under the hand dryer.
— Bryana Salaz (@bryanasalaz) August 13, 2019
15. Time to come clean.
I've been holding this in for years now but in high school i was out for 3 days because of a back injury, i hurt it so badly i couldn't walk, i had to be carried everywhere, but what people didn't know was that it was caused by playing ddr…that's right, dance dance revolution
— shawty need a refund (@pakolamamii) July 3, 2018
Sound off with your own personal tales of humiliation as a result of being clumsy. Let’s keep the laughs rolling!