To the ladies out there: if you’ve been pregnant before, what was your experience like?
It’s obviously different for every woman, but there are definitely some similarities that you share during the process.
I have a feeling that if you’ve had one child or five, these tweets might look familiar.
1. I think they would be a big hit.
Pregnancy test commercials would be a lot more relatable if the women in them cursed and cried.
— αlly (@ToonieLane) August 15, 2013
2. What’s up with that?
Post that you're pregnant on facebook: 88 likes and 31 comments.
Tweet that you're pregnant on twitter: 2 stars and 491 unfollows
— Raspberry Jam (@Jenny4ashley) September 7, 2013
3. It’s not even dry yet.
By my third, I was showing before the pregnancy test dried.
— Mary (@AnniemuMary) September 17, 2018
4. The sad truth.
no one told me i would be coming home in diapers too
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 20, 2016
5. The magic of it all.
Of all the things that will make you puke repeatedly, pregnancy is the most magical.
— Unremarkable Files (@ThatEvansLady) January 29, 2018
6. She’s kicking!
Woman: Come feel the baby kicking!!
Man: Oh wow she really kicking!
The baby: https://t.co/7dCe9Lzwnt
— july (@Chosen_Julio) March 15, 2019
7. Just do what she says.
Pregnant Wife: Can you go ahead and strip the sheets off the guest bed and put them in the washer?
Me: Is 9 at night really a good time to start a load of laundry?
PW: I dunno. Is 9 at night really a good time to start a fight with your pregnant wife?
Me: *does laundry*
— Cold November Jame (@FunnyLikeAClown) April 14, 2019
8. Can’t bend over anymore.
Other pregnant woman: I like to do yoga and an hour of cardio each day. It helps me appreciate the wonders of what my body is capable of right now
Me: I almost suffocated while trying to put my shoes on this morning
— Salty Mermaid Entertainment (@saltymermaident) January 24, 2019
9. “Took way too long.”
Yelp review for pregnancy:
Took way too long
Super uncomfortable & crowded
Aesthetically just very bad
— Sweatpants Cher ? (@House_Feminist) April 8, 2017
10. Sounds awesome!
*whispers to first-time pregnant lady*
"Six years from now you'll be hiding in a closet, scrolling Twitter with dead eyes."
— Burning Mom (@MomOnFire) April 15, 2016
11. DO IT!
My husband told me he kind of wants another baby so, you guys, I’m going to go for it, I mean, really, how hard can it be to do a vasectomy?
— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) February 6, 2018
12. She knows. She knows…
Don't ask a pregnant lady "do you know the sex?" obviously she knows about sex she's pregnant you stupid idiot
— Dan Duvall (@lazerdoov) March 5, 2015
13. Makes a lot of sense.
I just read that pregnant women in stressful jobs/home situations are more likely to carry female fetuses to term because male fetuses are less likely to survive that stress and if that isn't nature's subtweet i don't know what is
— Kaitlyn Greenidge (@surlybassey) January 15, 2019
14. That’s a great visual.
Does the baby have access to my ribs? It feels like they're bars and she's an old timey prisoner with a tin mug
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 19, 2016
15. You will now live in the bathroom.
5 Stages of Pregnancy:
3: Crying because you peed
4: Peeing because you're crying
5: The toilet is your home now
— Sufficient Charm (@SufficientCharm) April 24, 2017
Heard any good pregnancy jokes lately?
Let’s hear them in the comments!