Are you a Costco lover? Does it warm your heart to step into that vast temple of bulk consumerism?
Hey, me too!
Let’s take a look at some tweets that get to the very truth of the world of Costco.
1. It might get ugly.
If the behavior of people waiting for Costco samples is any indication we're all doomed during an apocalypse
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) March 4, 2017
2. This isn’t a bulk sample?
Costco Samples Worker: Only take one, sir.
Me: *Mouth full of Ritz and cream cheese* Itch subose to come en bulk
— Abam (@AdamBroud) March 10, 2017
3. That’s a great point.
Paying for a boxing gym seems crazy to me–if you want to learn how to fight, just grab the last free pizza bagel sample at Costco.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) November 5, 2019
4. Just show up!
Costco samples are like a secular potluck where you don't have to bring anything.
— Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) July 26, 2014
5. Ma’am, you need to relax.
What if I said I wanted it all, right now, with you?
Costco worker: Ma’am, please save some cheese samples for other shoppers.
— Ⓖⓗⓓ (@GingerHotDish) December 2, 2018
6. Bon Appétit!
I wonder what free samples Costco has laid out for my dinner tonight.
— The Opulent Couch (@occupied_stall) January 29, 2019
7. All kinds of costumes.
when Costco giving out samples pic.twitter.com/omP31CCMrS
— thizzney🦋 (@syd_naynay) April 19, 2016
8. With a loving gaze…
I wish someone looked at me the way some folks look at those costco samples
— Anna Nonymous (@osoplain) September 16, 2015
9. All for one!
When the samples tray gets set out at Costco…pic.twitter.com/zKU1Tnad2T
— Travis | Text FIGHT to 24477 (@travisakers) September 7, 2019
10. Take it easy on that stuff.
Costco pushing samples of the hard stuff 😳 pic.twitter.com/QEVsO1GzkW
— Ben Thompson (@benthompson) February 3, 2018
11. Playing the game.
Dating is like trying samples at Costco. It's an easy way to get a free meal while you pretend to be interested in what the other person is saying then promising to see them again and never coming back.
— Melanie Gibson (@ImMelanieGibson) March 12, 2019
12. Can’t stop, won’t stop.
me running around costco trying all the samples pic.twitter.com/ZG4q272RMq
— Cupid’s Nut ♥ (@damn_lui) August 23, 2019
13. Doing what you have to do.
you could've been anything and you chose to be the guy taking three samples from the same booth at Costco
— clammy (@GawdOffalTweets) November 9, 2019
Do you have some love for Costco?
Well then tell us all about it in the comments!