Ha ha ha ha ha…
That was an evil laugh, just fyi.
Do you have what might be considered a sick sense of humor? Maybe you’re just a little twisted in the head and you laugh at the most inappropriate things?
Then these posts are for you, my fellow sickos!
1. Mess with their heads.
Spice up any Facebook comment with random quotation marks.
"Congrats" on your baby.
Congrats on "your" baby.
Congrats on your "baby".
— Devin ?? (@papasuncle) July 23, 2017
2. Wow, that’s dark.
Reminder of one of the darkest moments in history pic.twitter.com/uvu2UhLggW
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) November 25, 2017
3. Parroting you.
My parrot died today. Its last words were, "Fuck, I think my parrot is about to die."
— new year new meme (@SamGrittner) September 13, 2016
4. Doesn’t seem to be working…
Me: Excuse me sir, what's your Wi-Fi password?
Him: *[Leans in] *[Whispers angrily]
THIS IS A FUNERAL
Me: *[Types in]
THIS IS A FUNERAL
— Saucy Kensington (@Book_Krazy) June 14, 2014
5. Let me think about it.
MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU
ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead*
ME: I'm thinking.
— j a d e (@TheDreamGhoul) February 24, 2015
6. Still being polite.
[Me, watching my murderer wipe down everything as I'm dying]: "Oh, you don't have to do that, don't worry about it."
— She’s A Real Genius (@ShesARealGenius) September 29, 2016
me: [pointing gun in air] "EVERYBODY LISTEN UP THIS IS A ROBBERY"
girl: "dude, this is a library"
me: "oh" [screwing on a silencer] "ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵇᵒᵈʸ ᶫᶦˢᵗᵉᶰ ᵘᵖ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᵃ ʳᵒᵇᵇᵉʳʸ"
— k e i t h ?? (@KeetPotato) November 28, 2017
Shout out to all the early humans who died figuring out what plants we can and can't eat.
— Eliza Skinner (@elizaskinner) November 30, 2017
9. A very rare episode.
I don’t remember this episode pic.twitter.com/eGCzwbH7iF
— Dr. Bucky Isohope it’s a good 2020 (@BuckyIsotope) December 13, 2017
10. Really desperate.
Pac Man is in a bad place these days. pic.twitter.com/ZXite8thGQ
— Jon Rowlandson (@jonrowlandson) August 2, 2015
I'm sorry, were you close? pic.twitter.com/xoDpeaBkcg
— Mandy (@pandorasinbox) June 19, 2017
12. Roger was a good man.
I still think this is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. pic.twitter.com/J7ckeGEQNV
— Ruthanne Should Be Writing (@RuthanneReid) December 4, 2017
13. Ready to snap.
The Time Person of the Year should be the same every year: the person inside Big Bird, for resisting the urge to kill.
— Dan Polish Last Name (@danjan13) November 25, 2017
14. Probably not a good idea.
Damn I never realize how bad my potty mouth gets at school until I'm home for the holidays and I accidentally tell my gram to pass the fucking potatoes
— Andee (@andeee_o) December 23, 2017
15. Thinking ahead.
I'm being proactive rn with this whole north korea thing, that's right, I'm on the toilet with a cowboy hat so I can leave a funny skeleton
— Waking Up Early To Game (@nopoweradeinusa) August 9, 2017
You twisted son of a gun, you…
Do you have any good, sick jokes or posts you can share with us?
Let’s see them in the comments, please!