We’re not here to talk trash or put anyone down. Heck no, we’re here to have a great time and make people laugh as much as possible!

And we also want to give you a great big BOOST so you can get on your way to having a great day and a great week.

Our success rate in this department is 99.99999% so I’d say we have a pretty good handle on making it work.

So what do you say? Are you ready for some funny tweets?

Let’s get it started right this instant!

1. All moms do it.

It’s just in their DNA.

2. This is amazing.

I bet the new owners were pretty shocked.

3. He definitely stole the show.

He is definitely a good-looking pooch.

4. You sound like you might be a little bit paranoid.

Would you agree with that?

5. This kid has a future in comedy.

Hey o! Zing!

6. What else can you really say at this point?

So, anyway…yeah, I’m gonna start using this, too.

7. It’s like being on stage all day.

There’s a lot of recovery time involved here…

8. Just pretend it doesn’t exist.

That’s a little bit too close for comfort.

9. But we all know that this isn’t possible.

You MUST tell the world about what you read!

10. I want you to promote this, too.

Everyone must see this!

11. Okay, boomer…dog.

Don’t tell them that. They might get upset.

12. Mona Lisa has been canceled.

I knew this was gonna happen!

13. You’re playing by your own rules.

Go on with your bad self!

Ahhhh, that’s better!

And now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, share some funny stuff that you’ve seen lately on social media.

We want memes, tweets, photos, jokes, etc! Thanks a lot!