Oh, dads…they’re always doing their best to make our lives better, aren’t they?
And they’re usually right on point with making us smile and even making us laugh out loud.
It’s somehow baked into every male’s DNA that they turn into a corny, cheesy, goofball once they have kids and I have to say that we’re all better for it.
All the dads I know out there are definitely like this! So let’s quit beating around the bush and check out some hilarious dad tweets, shall we?
1. This dad is speaking the truth.
You know it’s the truth!
If we are what we eat, I really need to figure out who keeps feeding my 3 year-old a daily order of miserable jackass.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) November 8, 2020
2. Well, now it’s time to throw up.
But I appreciate the gesture.
5YO: Daddy, did you like the raspberry water I made for you?
Me: Yes, it was very tas..
5YO: …tomorrow I’ll make the same water by washing my hands with strawberries
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) November 7, 2020
3. You have to lie to them sometimes.
There’s really no way around it.
https://twitter.com/dadthatwrites/status/1324724903266824193
4. Where’s the lie here?
Why is your wife getting mad about this?
My wife gets mad at me when I tell people I’m a stay at home dad. She says work from home dad would be more accurate, to which my response is I haven’t left home in two weeks so where is the lie
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) November 7, 2020
5. It takes up a lot of time, doesn’t it?
It really adds up, no doubt about it.
27% of parenting is digging the car seat buckle out from under your kid’s butt.
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) November 8, 2020
6. Gee, thanks a lot.
Didn’t need to hear that today.
It’s easy to stay humble when your 6yo tells you that you “have a big belly like Daddy Pig”
— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) November 9, 2020
7. It’s almost her time to shine.
She’s full of one-liners.
6 is doing a scissor activity for school that she is sick of, and she just sneezed and said “I think I’m allergic to cutting!”
I think she’s finally ready for Twitter.
— Tired Dad of 2 (@Tired_Dad_of_2) November 5, 2020
8. Can Alexa do this?
I think Alexa might be able to do this!
Alexa, raise my children
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) November 9, 2020
9. Say goodbye to all of it.
It’s going to go bye-bye.
Once you become a dad, your old hobbies and life slowly disappear like that picture from Back To The Future.
— The Dad (@thedad) November 6, 2020
10. That did the trick!
Hey, nice work!
[bed time]
Me: Your mom told you to stay in bed.
3-year-old: There's a scary monster in my closet
Me: Scarier than Mom?
3: *goes to bed*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 28, 2016
11. He’s catching on very quickly.
And he might have a future in comedy.
[At dinner]
Daughter: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat?
Me: Probably like 90%
D: So it's 10% balls?
Me: *spits out food*— Tim (@Playing_Dad) January 3, 2016
12. This is not a good turn of events.
You’re freaking me out, man!
My son can now reach the light switches so don't come over my house unless you're really into raves or want to have a seizure.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) February 21, 2013
Okay, folks, now we want to hear from all of you!
Do you have any funny dad jokes or any funny stories about your father?
If so, please talk to us in the comments. Thanks a lot!