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Hilarious Tweets About the Joys of Married Life

I’m not married, but I spend enough time around my married friends and siblings to know the deal.

Some kind of switch flips when you tie the knot and people change. I’m not saying that’s a good or a bad thing, but it’s true…AND YOU KNOW IT!

And one of the best parts of Twitter, in my humble opinion, is reading the observations and musings of married folks and how they really get to the heart of the things that drive them up the wall about their spouse.

I get to live vicariously through them! It’s a win-win situation!

Enjoy these tweets about married life!

1. This is how I party.

And you better get used to it.

2. That will definitely ruin his day!

Good idea!

3. You know how this will end up.

Why even bother anymore…?

4. That one is long gone.

I guess it’s time for another one…

5. Isn’t that interesting how that works?

It’s really fascinating when you pay attention!

6. That is not acceptable.

You guys had a good run. Time to throw in the towel.

7. Seriously…let’s get it over with.

I’m still waiting!

8. What a stupid question.

You should know better by now…

9. A time to celebrate.

The season of the lint catcher.

10. The best occasion of all.

Don’t question her decisions.

11. The language of love.

You two are so lucky to have each other.

12. Yes…that’s what I was doing.

Just keep living a lie.

13. You’re doing your part.

And don’t let him tell you differently!

Are you married?

If so, how’s it been going during the pandemic lockdown? Are you driving each other nuts yet?

Tell us what’s been going on in the comments. We’d love to hear from you!

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