When I need a little break from all the bad and depressing news out there, I find articles like this one to cheer me up.
So get away from the nasty stuff for a few minutes and enjoy these funny tweets.
1. NO ONE
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul on this Earth:
Not even their mom:
iNfLuEnCeR: “A lot of you have asked about my skin care routine…”
— Donovan (@cxcope) April 16, 2019
2. Two sides
there’s 2 sides to every story ? pic.twitter.com/Lx9K1bloCw
— ??? (@visitkingdoms) April 13, 2019
3. Hahaha
I hate girls who say they child 24 months old, bitch he 4 smh
— ? (@NotNikk) April 17, 2019
4. Seriously
If she wanna eat a burger at 16 am let her wtf pic.twitter.com/vJieNJXgjJ
— Megan Stalter (stop retweeting the burger tweet) (@megstalter) April 16, 2019
5. Boyfriend goals
My boyfriend really just sneezed sitting 5 feet away and texted me this ? pic.twitter.com/68eWnqeBwZ
— یاس (@YassNazaran) April 15, 2019
6. Wish there was video
I have officially outdone myself. I was literally so drunk last night I wound up on a farm 3 miles from campus and I tried riding a horse. pic.twitter.com/IjPSPmISfD
— Matt McCann (@matttmccann) April 17, 2019
7. Hmmmm
no one:
james charles at coachella: pic.twitter.com/vP4a5msLUz— paul rudd (@philsadelphia) April 14, 2019
8. Scary stuff
just said hi to a guy on campus without any makeup on and he goes “omg I didn’t even realise it was you! scared the shit out of me!!” pic.twitter.com/uV6eSvLrlD
— natasha (@tashxkc) April 14, 2019
9. “Fix”
the Coachella employees backstage trying to “fix” Nicki’s mic and in-ear pic.twitter.com/G48H6rzc6l
— Ry ✨ (@rytboo) April 15, 2019
10. What are you doing?
person: hi, how are you?
capricorn, scorpio, aquarius, virgo: pic.twitter.com/Z7lTmAiRxr— Milk ? (@milkstrology) April 15, 2019
11. Maybe not
me: “a nose piercing would be kinda cute”
my mum: pic.twitter.com/MRZDTahoea— najma (@thenajmahal) April 18, 2019
12. Student driver?
gps: keep straight
uber driver: *makes left*
me in the backseat: pic.twitter.com/0whzlE2BsY
— ?????????’? ??? ??♂️ (@Thatsnas) April 16, 2019
13. Never a good thing
My mom coming back into my room and finding me sleeping 5 mins after she woke me up pic.twitter.com/rkL2oBMeI0
— Dak (@RidiculousDak) April 17, 2019
14. In love
me at 3 am looking at the bag of hot cheetos i left in my room pic.twitter.com/IoHmV0SZOj
— ♡ isabel (@omwbabygrill) April 14, 2019
15. Back to Earth
aIiens returning me to earth after 2 straight hours of me venting about my probIems pic.twitter.com/0upBncfLEh
— b (@hoegenic) April 15, 2019
Are you ROTFLOLing?