Whenever you break up with someone or you get dumped, you know what comes next…a lot of trash talking!
And these people are PISSED. So, naturally, they needed to vent on Twitter about their breakups.
Which is good news for us! Because we’re on the outside looking in!
Let’s get knee-deep in this drama!
1. That’s not really helping you.
Me: well you cheated on me
My ex (crying): but I haven’t had sex with anyone since we broke up
— Alyssa Schoener (@alyssa_schoener) October 20, 2019
2. Beware of the trash.
Watch out for your ex this midwestern wind is blowing trash everywhere
— Midwest vs Everybody (@midwestern_ope) December 3, 2019
3. I thought that was you!
Ran into my ex at big lots 🧙♀️ pic.twitter.com/W3CB0Dqfvs
— ⚡️JROGERS⚡️ (@JROGERS1550) August 24, 2019
remembering when I said to my ex “it’s not fair to compare yourself to bojack horseman, he’s shown personal growth”
— Audrey Kaufman (@KaufmanAudrey) October 29, 2019
5. Get this person off my back.
Whoever is sleeping with my ex needs to do better because he’s still texting me lol
— Brooklyn (@Brrooklynjade) August 29, 2019
This is by an ex who dumped me pic.twitter.com/jew6OLE3Qx
— Tweet_Deck The Halls 🎄 (@Tweet_Dec) November 3, 2017
7. I might need more than that.
When you see Mariah Carey is charging her ex an inconvenience fee for $50 mil and you start thinking of how inconvenient all your ex's were. pic.twitter.com/fch2LAvvhz
— mother of dragons 🐉 (@_xoxomari_) October 29, 2016
8. The big meeting.
My exes are at their weekly meeting all like "ok are we still all liking her pics? What about texting her 'hey' at 3am?" (they all nod)
— Helena Bottom-Farter (@solikebasically) July 9, 2014
9. Sandy wasn’t messing around.
This is still the most accurate "girls before and after a breakup" pic pic.twitter.com/eBgYb52tE1
— Maya (@Mayaa_harperr) November 16, 2015
10. Poor lady…
I would like to congratulate my ex's new wife on giving up orgasms
— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) August 21, 2019
11. My mom is not on your side.
my ex: i want you back.
me: my mom said no.
— Kyla 🖤 (@KeepingupwKyla) October 11, 2019
12. A dangerous game.
Am I the only one who don't be thinking about my ex AT ALL??? https://t.co/WHXucrOQn1
— Ahriel Nari (@AhrielNari) October 24, 2019
13. I know it’s this month…
When you wish your ex happy birthday on the wrong day so she's knows you've moved on but not moved on moved on pic.twitter.com/zwMgjnClwV
— Black Gloves. (@Chubbyy__) November 13, 2016
14. Think about that…
All I'm saying is, I've never seen my Ex and Satan in the same room together.
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) April 24, 2013
15. The power and the glory.
My ex said his new girlfriend was scrolling through Facebook & saw one of my tweets. She showed it to him because it made her laugh. Now he has to live with the knowledge that she thinks I'm funny even though he never thought I was. I feel so powerful right now.
— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) September 27, 2019
As the saying goes, breaking up is hard to do.
Boy, that was a doozy!