Okay, don’t lie to us. Did you try to do “Dry January” this year, get a few days in, then say, “Why bother?”

If so, you’re not alone, so don’t beat yourself up about it.

A lot of folks give it a shot and just realize they can’t do 31 days with no drinky-drinky. Here are some jokes about the dreaded “Dry January” phenomenon.

1. You sure you want to do that?

Girlfriend: Let’s do Dry January this year

Us: pic.twitter.com/J0qzwAOhIc

— Busch Beer (@BuschBeer) January 6, 2020

2. It works!

6 days into dry january. already i feel clearer, sharper. no headaches in the morning. wingspan has grown to 9 feet. oil production up 43% to 112 million barrels a day. my metallic exo-skeleton no longer rusts. latvia has pledged its allegiance to me.

— Alex Kealy (@alexkealy) January 6, 2020