Okay, don’t lie to us. Did you try to do “Dry January” this year, get a few days in, then say, “Why bother?”
If so, you’re not alone, so don’t beat yourself up about it.
A lot of folks give it a shot and just realize they can’t do 31 days with no drinky-drinky. Here are some jokes about the dreaded “Dry January” phenomenon.
1. You sure you want to do that?
Girlfriend: Let’s do Dry January this year
— Busch Beer (@BuschBeer) January 6, 2020
2. It works!
6 days into dry january. already i feel clearer, sharper. no headaches in the morning. wingspan has grown to 9 feet. oil production up 43% to 112 million barrels a day. my metallic exo-skeleton no longer rusts. latvia has pledged its allegiance to me.
— Alex Kealy (@alexkealy) January 6, 2020
3. Yeah, we heard you.
4. Already losing your mind.
5. Don’t stop with the shots!
6. Should’ve appreciated that more.
7. It’s over.
8. Think about that one…
9. That is a great question.
10. Might be friends for much longer.
Yikes, I think I need a drink…
Did you try “Dry January” this year?
If so, tell us how it went in the comments!