Ahhhh, the drinking life. There’s nothing better, is there? Well, there is, but it sure can be fun to let loose and go on a little bender once in a while!
Here are some very entertaining tweets about boozin’ that I think you’re going to enjoy thoroughly.
Bottoms up!
1. Not yet in training.
https://twitter.com/envydatropic/status/576200784339185664?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E576200784339185664&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.worldsbestbars.com%2F
2. Uh oh. Blew that one.
You're drunk and trying to outrun the cops on horseback but they eventually catch you because it turns out you're just on a carousel
— Alpha Male (real) (@SortaBad) June 6, 2015
3. It’s good to be prepared.
How I significantly improved my Netflix pic.twitter.com/8EMjBI3PM1
— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) May 6, 2015
4. It’s called recycling.
So much of being an adult is bringing a bottle of wine someone brought to your house to someone else's house
— emily axford (@eaxford) July 25, 2015
5. Let’s start from the beginning.
Hearing about what you did drunk is great because you’re the main character in a story you’ve never heard.
— Mamas Uncut (@MamasUncutQA) September 19, 2016
6. Most likely the case…
"I can do that. Hold my beer" – My last words, probably.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) June 18, 2013
7. You did it!
Every time I wake up in the morning after a night of drinking and I have my phone and wallet, I wonder what I did to deserve such a thing.
— Ash Perez 🤙🏽 (@itsashlyperez) October 16, 2015
8. Might want to get that checked out.
I've been puking all morning… At what point am I aloud to stop calling this a hangover and just declare myself a fountain?
— . (@BrettOsinoff) March 22, 2015
9. The future’s so bright…
You know you're hungover when you brush your teeth with your sunglasses on.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 27, 2014
10. That’s how I look at it!
https://twitter.com/TomHanksIsHot/status/193533376613974016?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E193533376613974016&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.worldsbestbars.com%2F
11. This is gonna be a team effort.
when u get too drunk at the club and everyone is like ummm lets get u home pic.twitter.com/bQLMVMLqTv
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) June 14, 2015
12. A wine connoisseur.
Ahhh yes of course, I adore wine. I especially love [looks down at bottle of Pinot Grigio] peanut Gregorio
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) January 19, 2015
13. The man was very wise.
You should serioulsy ask that to every bartender you see tonight! Happy Friday!! pic.twitter.com/zrhBrZ7sH2
— World's Best Bars (@WorldsBestBars) November 17, 2017
14. Who am I?
I wonder if twins ever get really drunk and forget which one they are
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) April 27, 2015
15. That’s okay, though.
https://twitter.com/ItsGuyThing/status/717081948645142528
You a booze-hound?
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