Trader Joe’s is not just a grocery store. IT’S A WAY OF LIFE. Okay?
And, if we’re being honest, I’m a member of this tribe. I try to avoid it during busy hours, but I do like a lot of the stuff you can get at Trader Joe’s.
Two-Buck Chuck wine? C’mon…it’s pretty hard to beat. Oh, and I’m a big fan of their various cookies.
Are you with me?!?! Let’s get started!
1. It really is a maze.
My favorite fall maze is Thanksgiving shopping at Trader Joe's.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) November 17, 2016
2. Now there’s an idea…
they really shouldn't call it trader joe's if they aren't willing to barter
— rachelle mandik 🕳 (@rachelle_mandik) December 19, 2017
3. Good move.
https://twitter.com/ellatweetedthis/status/935309360435290112?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E935309360435290112&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ftrader-joes-funny-tweets_n_5c1412d9e4b05d7e5d81efc7
4. Might end up spending $500.
You think jumping out of an airplane is dangerous? Pfft…try going to Trader Joe’s when you’re starving to death.
— Stacey (@skittle624) July 18, 2018
5. Definitely not a bike or a canoe.
https://twitter.com/smickable/status/751600927635673089?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E751600927635673089&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ftrader-joes-funny-tweets_n_5c1412d9e4b05d7e5d81efc7
6. Big rivalry.
i walked into trader joe's carrying a whole foods bag & everyone started west side story snapping
— keely flaherty (@keelyflaherty) October 19, 2017
7. You gotta be aggressive in there.
https://twitter.com/Kendragarden/status/1065268186050777088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1065268186050777088&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ftrader-joes-funny-tweets_n_5c1412d9e4b05d7e5d81efc7
8. That’s my game plan.
One of the bleak bits of adulthood I didn't see coming was being genuinely excited to go to Trader Joe's in the middle of the day on your day off work, when the lines are less insane than usual
— AB (@AlannaBennett) November 26, 2018
9. They are deeeeeeep.
I’ve had more emotionally revealing conversations with Trader Joe’s cashiers than I have with some dudes I’ve dated.
— Nina Bargiel, probably (@slackmistress) January 22, 2018
10. Too bad you’re wrong.
https://twitter.com/bourgeoisalien/status/532872518466801664?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E532872518466801664&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ftrader-joes-funny-tweets_n_5c1412d9e4b05d7e5d81efc7
11. You made it!
https://twitter.com/twelveoclocke/status/930474960040157190?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E930474960040157190&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ftrader-joes-funny-tweets_n_5c1412d9e4b05d7e5d81efc7
12. Kind of like the apocalypse.
I've never watched "The Hunger Games," but I have been to Trader Joe's the day before the Super Bowl.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) February 4, 2017
13. Zing!
Joke from the cashier at Trader Joe's (way funnier it had any right to be):
Where does a mansplainer get water? From a well… actually.— Celeste Ng (@pronounced_ing) October 26, 2016
14. You did nothing wrong.
Kicked out of Trader Joe's again. Was triggered by a Nirvana song and threw a nectarine at a stranger
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) October 5, 2016
15. We’re all in love with the Trader Joe’s cashiers.
when the Trader Joe's cashier flirts with another customer I get jealous and buy a second frozen pizza so he thinks I'm having fun tonight
— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) August 18, 2016
Are you a member of the Trader Joe’s cult…I mean, faithful?
Let us know in the comments!