It’s time for a monthly wrap-up of some of the funniest tweets we’ve enjoyed for the past few weeks.
Are you ready to laugh?
Well, let’s get started!
1. A life lesson.
when i bought my giant crystal ball the lady looked me in the eye and said "whatever you do, never EVER leave it uncovered when youre not home" and i said "oh wow because of spirits?" and she said "what? no bc if the sun hits it weird it'll burn down your house"
— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) November 12, 2019
2. Damn, that’s a lot.
Me when God shows me footage of all the times I’ve sinned pic.twitter.com/jNVqCzEe5d
— evil (@evilbart24) November 9, 2019
3. She said some inappropriate things.
They found her old tweets pic.twitter.com/7eJZRKO8JK
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) November 6, 2019
4. Now they’re back!
The Black Plague was a PR disaster for rats as a species. They never truly recovered until 2007 (release of Ratatouille)
— mattfred (@itsmattfred) November 12, 2019
5. Kinda shy…
My homie said you’re cute lol he kinda shy tho, that’s him over there
My homie: pic.twitter.com/42SskjrWJs
— ??? † (@SaintXae) November 6, 2019
6. That’s life!
oh my fucking god we have to just keep washing dishes and putting them away and putting more food on them and washing them again over and over again until we die
— jens (@mizzzzjensen) November 10, 2019
7. How do you like it?
My cat loves licking me, but can’t stand when I do it back pic.twitter.com/KYNEWzrnF8
— CARLYLE (@ColtonCarlyle) November 11, 2019
8. Sounds like a deal!
let's make a deal: if we're both single when we're 40 we'll meet up together in a neutral area and hunt each other for sport
— dirt bike mike (@02dirtbikemike) November 10, 2019
9. OK BOOMER.
thank you pic.twitter.com/HbarYruud5
— ommanyte @ BNHA ? (@ommanyte) November 10, 2019
10. Hahahaha. Pretty good.
people have one baby and revolve their whole life around it. you’ve known that thing for like a month grow up
— logan (@brainwxrms) November 10, 2019
11. A new plague in the works?
This exactly how they got y’all the last time https://t.co/U1ufW4zhwk
— Vic (@VictorPopeJr) November 11, 2019
12. How is that possible?
how can med students be sick,like bro just look at your notes
— ☕ (@floofyginger) November 1, 2019
13. Not gonna happen this year.
I can NOT believe my mom just vibe checked my aunt pic.twitter.com/arL5BqYIuQ
— cal? (@cal_gif) November 4, 2019
14. Proud to serve you.
when a random stranger asks me to watch their stuff for them pic.twitter.com/It5P7eJtgy
— ˗ˏˋ brando ˎˊ˗ (@imlowkeycool) November 8, 2019
15. This is epic!
if you ever hate yourself just remember that last year i hosted thanksgiving for my family and i told them to park in the wrong spot and every single persons car got towed
— Danya (@dxxnya) November 13, 2019
Those sure made us laugh!
How about you?