Have you ever tried yoga? I’m not an everyday yoga person by any stretch of the imagination, but I dabble, and I really do enjoy it.
But it sure is hard. Which is why these tweets are so funny.
Because a lot of people want to be into yoga and make it part of their lifestyle, but it takes work – and you know most folks aren’t going to put the time in. Still, we can dream, can’t we?
Enjoy these funny tweets. You might see a little bit of yourself in them…
1. Might want to start slow.
Yoga instructor: *folds herself in triangles like an American flag*
Me: Maybe I'll try the beginner class.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 7, 2017
2. You did your best.
one time I tried a yoga class and the instructor said if we got overwhelmed we could go into child’s pose and I immediately went into child’s pose and stayed in it until the end
— Avery Edison (@aedison) June 3, 2018
3. Does this look right?
Yoga Instructor: Ok, I want you to get in to Lotus position.
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) June 29, 2017
4. Painfully accurate.
Twist and Shout
A Guide to Yoga in Your 40s
— Northern Lights 🦖 (@PinkCamoTO) April 28, 2018
hey boy, are you yoga because I keep saying I'm going to do you but we both know it's not going to happen
— maura quint (@behindyourback) January 3, 2019
6. I can’t find one…
The yoga teacher said to get into your most comfortable seated position but there weren't any barstools around, I looked.
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) January 5, 2018
7. What is this for, again?
*interrupts yoga class*
Why are we doing this?
— moody monday (@mdob11) August 23, 2014
8. Just remain silent.
In yoga class I spend most of the time stressing out about having to say NAMASTE at the end
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) June 21, 2013
9. You blew it.
nothing like a sneeze attack in the middle of my first yoga class to endear myself to all the tall white women
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) August 30, 2018
10. Play dead.
My favourite exercise is the corpse pose in yoga.
It most accurately reflects both my fitness level and how I feel inside.
— Northern Lights 🦖 (@PinkCamoTO) September 2, 2016
11. That was actually a stupid question.
Not to brag, but I'm the reason the yoga instructor stopped saying "there's no such thing as a stupid question"
— freelance bass (@hellohappy_time) May 1, 2017
12. I think it is.
Is it yoga if you wear sweatpants all day and then hunch over the garbage can as you eat a taco?
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) August 5, 2015
13. When did this happen?!?!
Bad news, I am no longer allowed to bring Arby's curly fries to share during yoga class.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) June 14, 2018
14. I’m with you on this one.
I want to do yoga except instead of stretching myself I want to lie there while someone does it for me what I'm saying is I want a massage.
— maura quint (@behindyourback) August 31, 2017
15. Gonna be a loooooong week.
I'm 'My abs hurt every time I sneeze from a yoga class THREE DAYS AGO' years old.
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) March 27, 2019
Are you a yoga master? Maybe just a beginner? Or perhaps you’ve only tried it once or twice?
Let us know in the comments.