Kids sure do say the darndest things, don’t they?
Of course, they do! And you know it!
Their inquisitive little minds never stop working and if you happen to be in their presence, whether you’re their parent or not, you’re going to get an earful of funny, random, and bizarre questions.
Let’s see what these kids had to say…enjoy.
1. Those were the days…
You kids really missed out!
My kids asked me what I used to play on my iPad when I was a kid and I told them I used to let elmer’s glue dry on my hands and peel it off for fun
— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) May 11, 2020
2. One of life’s many mysteries.
And she sounds absolutely adorable.
My 3-year-old daughter asked, “If I eat a leprechaun, will my poop turn green?” That mystery will keep me awake tonight.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 17, 2014
3. Daddy has no freedom anymore.
And part of the reason is YOU.
On our 6am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it's in heaven, visiting daddy's freedom.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) October 16, 2016
4. I’d say she’s on the right track.
Keep dreaming, little one.
My daughter asked me if cheese is a vegetable, so…yeah she’s an optimist.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) April 23, 2018
5. Now you’re getting scared…
Why do you ask…?
My 4-year-old asked me if I’d fit in a trunk and suddenly being put in a nursing home doesn’t sound so bad.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) November 14, 2019
6. Have you not seen the “Shadow People.”
They’re out there…
My 4yo asked why we are the only people who live in our house and now I'm nervous I'm in a horror movie.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) October 15, 2015
7. That’s not good!
Time to put him in his place.
love shack just came on and my son asked “is that john mulaney?” i’m crying
— ceeks (@70Ceeks) March 5, 2020
8. I don’t know if there’s a good answer for that.
You might need to think about that for a while…
My 4yo daughter asked me “what even is the point of boys? all they do is play” and I’m still working on my response.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) July 5, 2019
9. Oh…sorry about that.
Well, sorry, I misunderstood. No need to get nasty.
My toddler asked me to give her chicken nuggets a checkup. After giving all the nuggets a medical exam I realized my toddler was asking for ketchup.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) April 6, 2020
10. Son, let me tell you a story.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
My son just asked me if I when I was little I had to stay inside for COVIDs 1 through 18
— Kerry Howley (@KerryHowley) April 1, 2020
11. Now we’re all getting creeped out.
Care to explain what’s going on here?
My 4yo asked for a skeleton to sleep in her room with her, in case you’re wondering the level of freak show I can inspire
— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) September 29, 2020
12. Oh…another major misunderstanding.
Next time, get it in writing.
My 5-year-old asked me what a poop hole does. After an impromptu lesson on the digestive system, I realized he actually said “pupil.”
Next lesson: Enunciation
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) August 26, 2020
13. Always lie. That’s the lesson here.
They’ll learn this stuff later. When they turn 25.
My 6 year old asked where babies came from.
I told him the truth.
While I was sitting and basking in my pride at being an Honest Mom, he just stared before saying: “I wasn’t expecting that. That was inappropriate.”
Then: “DID THE DOCTORS WATCH YOU DO IT”
I shoulda lied.
— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) September 18, 2020
14. Straight to Hell.
That tooth is cursed!
My three year old asked me if the tooth he just lost "is going to heaven." These are the precious moments that make parenting so worthwhile. I reminded him that he bit me last month and told him his tooth was hell-bound.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) January 31, 2020
Do your kids like to say totally weird and hilarious things to you?
What kind of funny questions do they ask?
Talk to us in the comments! Thanks!