Kids sure do say the darndest things, don’t they?

Of course, they do! And you know it!

Their inquisitive little minds never stop working and if you happen to be in their presence, whether you’re their parent or not, you’re going to get an earful of funny, random, and bizarre questions.

Let’s see what these kids had to say…enjoy.

1. Those were the days…

You kids really missed out!

2. One of life’s many mysteries.

And she sounds absolutely adorable.

3. Daddy has no freedom anymore.

And part of the reason is YOU.

4. I’d say she’s on the right track.

Keep dreaming, little one.

5. Now you’re getting scared…

Why do you ask…?

6. Have you not seen the “Shadow People.”

They’re out there…

7. That’s not good!

Time to put him in his place.

8. I don’t know if there’s a good answer for that.

You might need to think about that for a while…

9. Oh…sorry about that.

Well, sorry, I misunderstood. No need to get nasty.

10. Son, let me tell you a story.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

11. Now we’re all getting creeped out.

Care to explain what’s going on here?

12. Oh…another major misunderstanding.

Next time, get it in writing.

13. Always lie. That’s the lesson here.

They’ll learn this stuff later. When they turn 25.

14. Straight to Hell.

That tooth is cursed!

Do your kids like to say totally weird and hilarious things to you?

What kind of funny questions do they ask?

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