Let me know if you’re ready to do the following things: get silly, get funny, and get RANDOM? What do you think?
Well, you should be, because that’s exactly what you’re about to get with these hilarious tweets that are all over the map!
And what better way to spend a few moments in the middle of your hectic schedule, ya know?
So sit back and get ‘er done! Enjoy!
1. I need this in my life right now.
So Your Impulse Purchase From Etsy Arrived And Didn't Emotionally Stabilize You As Planned…. Here's What To Do Next
— 🕊 punani dasani 🕊 (@ava_fen) August 13, 2020
2. Hahaha. This is so good.
And you need to start turning this into a screenplay RIGHT NOW!
good energy from a potential new therapist who seems to be trapped in 2007 romantic comedy about a woman trying to have it all! pic.twitter.com/ipvwfqsrVD
— Sophie Bramnick (@sophiebramnick) August 13, 2020
3. Couldn’t even get a word in.
Maybe next time? But with a different guy?
Me on dates https://t.co/clZEqemdUf
— 269-269 Tie 👻👻👻 (@d_haggar) August 11, 2020
4. That is a solid life plan.
I think I’ll join you!
I decided to quit drinking for a bit so I can really drink my way through October and November.
— 🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 (@AngryBlackLady) August 9, 2020
5. She’s about to lay it all out.
And it will be accompanied by a PowerPoint.
THE SOCIAL NETWORK starts in fall 2003 and Elle Woods is Harvard Law class of 2004 in LEGALLY BLONDE. This means Elle Woods and Mark Zuckerberg were at Harvard at the same time. In this essay, I –
— EMMY P🎃TTER (@emmylanepotter) August 10, 2020
6. Ladies, is this true?
I’ve been doing this all wrong.
girls only want one thing and it’s a living room with hardwood floors a green velvet sofa and a colorful rug
— 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕗𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣 (@spinubzilla) August 10, 2020
7. I like this kid.
She’s definitely going places!
Been telling my daughter to take this mask off for over 3 hours 💀 she’s not listening . pic.twitter.com/XAEcZ5SoaN
— Xiaraaaaa , (@xiaraaaaa_) August 14, 2020
8. Here we go again…
The new version of “The Walk of Shame.”
My taste in men is so bad, the walk of shame for me is when I'm on my way to a date
— defne gencler (@omgitsdef) September 26, 2018
9. Yes, that’s exactly what it is.
Time to renew that warranty!
how come after like age 26 your body starts to make clicking sounds when you stretch… is that the warranty expiring…
— Delia Cai (@delia_cai) August 10, 2020
10. Go easy on the coffee!
It starts to catch up with you…
me, 2:30 am: huh, I wonder why my sleep schedule is such a mess?
me, at 4:31 pm: now to drink a full glass of coffee before my nap
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) August 13, 2020
11. Finally got that out of the way.
Now you can do another chore six months from now.
Today I completed a chore I have been putting off for six months. It took 15 minutes. I will learn nothing from this.
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) March 3, 2020
12. Caffeine overload in full effect.
Slow down on the coffee!
Me: maybe I just need another cup of coffee
Narrator: she did not need another cup of coffee
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) August 5, 2020
13. And we will conclude on this note.
Thanks! I needed that!
egg thief!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/X3ySQ3zhWp
— kat (@bbykaat) August 16, 2020
Okay, now it’s your turn!
Have you seen any really funny stuff on social media lately?
Memes? Tweets? Jokes? Photos?
If so, please share them with us in the comments!