There’s no nice way to say it…dating kind of sucks.
Once in a while, you find that diamond in the rough, but a lot of the times it’s just kind of depressing and very discouraging.
If you’ve spent any time out in the dating world lately, these tweets will look very familiar…
1. I’m back!
no greater shame than redownloading a dating app…. it’s like yes, I would like to be disrespected by a stranger
— hermana cain (@ziwe) April 12, 2019
2. That’s a deal-breaker now?
Someone on tinder just unmatched me mid-conversation because I said I liked ketchup so yes it's going great
— Kendra 🐖 (@kendrawcandraw) June 23, 2019
3. Not sure what to say…
Dating is so hard. Like, what does it mean when a guy doesn’t watch your Instagram stories, doesn’t like your tweets, doesn’t respond to your texts, and is dating someone else?
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) January 18, 2020
4. I’ve been to a bar before…
Dating seems fun on paper but I have to go to a BAR?? After EIGHT???? And TALK to someone??????? Ugh what is this Italy in the 1930s
— Hollis Jane Andrews (@hollis_jane) June 5, 2019
5. False advertising.
Bumble is a fun app because it goes to great lengths to paint the illusion that you won't die alone.
— Charlotte Clymer 🏳️🌈 (@cmclymer) December 23, 2019
6. Here are the catchphrases.
Dating app catchphrases :
Hinge: wanna date a guy named Caleb who’s a “senior content manager”?
Bumble: Wanna date a guy named Josh who loves mescal?
Tinder: Wanna date a guy named Dylan who has a six pack and doesn’t clean his bathroom?
Raya: Wanna date Matthew Perry?
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) February 6, 2020
7. Seems like she might be into you. Just a bit.
should i date the armenia marriott pic.twitter.com/25pJsiS57C
— Lara Parker (@laraeparker) April 22, 2019
8. That sums it up.
Just thinking about the time when I took a girl on a date and she ended up meeting her future husband in between us leaving the restaurant and before getting into my car in the parking lot
— COFITZ-19 (@kylefitzy8) December 8, 2019
9. I like the sound of this.
A dating app but instead it’s just my future husband or wife and they knock on my door after teleporting in and say “I’m sorry I’m late. I know you’re exhausted. let me make you some tea”
— Stephanie Mickus (@smickable) November 4, 2019
10. Really on the fence about this one.
saw a tinder profile where the girl’s first pic is her sitting on the toilet. that is some chaotic energy that i both respect and want no part of
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) May 9, 2019
11. Here we go…
me: okay i will not mention or talk about my third nipple tonight because that might creep them out
me (after one beer): okay so you know how tricycles have 3 tires instead of 2
— cline (@consensualcline) March 10, 2019
12. Just like a piano…
dating me is like a piano: really fun & expensive at first but then thru the years it starts to get out of tune & you just kind of get tired of it taking up so much space but it would be a hassle to move so you just post it for free on Craigslist until some other sucker takes it
— bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) July 22, 2019
13. I think you might scare some people off.
good first date questions:
-do you sort utensils while loading the dishwasher
-give some examples of socioeconomic inequality
-what are your 3 most frequent searches on pornhub
-are you a cop
-in 5 years do you see yourself wearing matching pajamas with me
— Sweatpants Cher ⚫️ (@House_Feminist) April 22, 2019
14. A lot of swingers out there.
Dating apps: my boyfriend and I are looking for a third
Me: wow, some of us don’t even have 1rds
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@SJSchauer) January 19, 2020
15. Good luck to you!
my friend asked me to take her new tinder pics. i hope she finds love 🥺 pic.twitter.com/itaNcQMPxL
— Shannon Beveridge (@nowthisisliving) February 24, 2020
Well…good luck out there…sometimes it can seem like it’s slim pickings…
Now it’s your turn!
Have you been on any memorable dates lately?
Good? Bad? Indifferent?
Tell us about it in the comments!