Are you the designated laundry person in your household?
Maybe you’re responsible for yourself, your partner, and the kids?
If so, these tweets will hit you deep down in your soul…because they’re all about the hell that is never-ending laundry.
It’s like a nightmare…like The Blob that will just never stop! It must be destroyed…but how?!?!
Let’s look at the tweets and try to figure out a plan to save the world from all this laundry…
1. Not gonna do it anymore.
There’s a special kind of camaraderie I only feel w/ people who have bought new underwear bc they flat out couldn’t bring themselves to do laundry
— Sam H. Escobar (@myhairisblue) March 27, 2018
2. This is your life now.
I’m folding laundry on a Saturday night because why bother pretending anymore
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) November 25, 2018
3. Make yourself at home.
To truly feel at home, I'm going to insist on only the finest bedding made of flattened, partially folded clean laundry.
— Walking Outside in Slippers (@WalkingOutside) December 21, 2018
4. It’s the only thing you’ll know from now on.
Laundry isn’t a chore…it’s a lifestyle.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) December 10, 2018
5. Listen, Doc…
Sometimes I like to leave my finished laundry in the dryer for an hour just waiting, so it will have stuff to talk about in therapy
— Aparna Nancherla 🇵🇸 (@aparnapkin) December 7, 2017
6. Get the whole family involved.
The 3yo insisted on helping me put all the laundry away. It's only taken us 6 hours & 10 minutes & apparently pants go in the fridge now.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) May 11, 2015
7. Great…that’s a relief.
Sometimes you might feel like no one’s there for you, but you know who’s always there for you? Laundry! Laundry will always be there for you.
— The Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) December 10, 2018
8. A little free time before THE END.
When the world is about to end, I hope we know about it in advance so I can stop doing laundry.
— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) October 10, 2013
9. It’s your lifestyle.
If you ever ask me what I'm doing and I don't say laundry, call the police because I've been kidnapped and replaced.
— Northern Lights 🦖🐢🐸 (@PinkCamoTO) July 9, 2018
10. You know that’s where it’s going.
Before you buy a treadmill, bring a pile of laundry to the store and see how you like hanging clothes on it.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) December 26, 2018
11. The laundry is ruining this marriage.
https://twitter.com/ValeeGrrl/status/1067933360960520192
12. Get moving, buddy.
ME: We live in an uncaring universe void of meaning and purpose.
WIFE: I understand, but you’re still folding all this laundry.
— Kent Graham (@KentWGraham) July 20, 2017
13. Party time!
Me: This Friday night is lit!
*sips wine, continues to fold laundry*
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 21, 2018
Okay, you’ve had your fun, now it’s time to get back to the laundry…because you know it’s piling up.
Do you have some serious laundry woes in your household?
Tell us all about it in the comments!
We’d love to hear from you!