Do you have any idea what day it is?
I know I sure as hell don’t.
I don’t even know what month it is anymore.
But I know I’m not alone. Because everyone is feeling a little…off…with the current turn of events that has made the world a very strange place.
Well, at least we can still laugh together, right?
Damn right!
Here are some hilarious tweets from people who are having a bit of a hard time getting their bearings right now…hopefully they’ll pull it together soon.
Good luck out there, people…
1. Every day feels like an eternity right now.
And that’s not a good thing…
“It’s too early for this shit.”
– Me, from 12am to 11:59 PM every day
— Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) March 30, 2020
2. Is today Monday…or is it Tuesday?
Those would come in handy right now.
I wish days of the week underwear were still a thing so I knew what the hell day of the week it is.
— Mommy Owl (@Mommy__Owl) April 1, 2020
3. Remember the good old days?
No more of that…at least for now…
https://twitter.com/pauljholden/status/1247219075333394433
4. A lot of enthusiasm for no reason at all.
But I’ll take it!
WAKE UP YOU BEAUTIFUL SEXY AMAZING WONDERFUL PEOPLE I DONT KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS EXACTLY BUT I THINK MONDAY OR TUESDAY OR WHATEVER BUT TODAY IS GOING TO BE AWESOME I AM GOING TO MAKE ALL STAR CARDS AND ATAY HOME AND RUN AND STOP PLAYING GAMES AND LETS GOOOOOOOOO NO WHERE!!!!
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) April 6, 2020
5. You’re doing your thing.
What are you doing with your free time?
Gwenyth Paltrow said in an interview we should take this time to learn a new language or write a book. I just shook chip crumbs out of my bra & I don’t know what day it is. I’m fairly certain I’m not going to attempt either of these things.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) March 28, 2020
6. It’s TDEA, people!
Let’s embrace it!
never really got into TGIF but am happy to acknowledge TDEA (time doesn't exist anymore)
— good small horce (@george_llevi) March 27, 2020
7. What do I do with myself?
How long is this shit gonna last?
You know that time between christmas and new year where time doesnt make sense and no ones knows what day it is? Every day is that now. Should i be working? No idea. Is it too early to drink? Who cares. That weird thing in the foil in the freezer? Fuck it lets eat that.
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) March 21, 2020
8. That’s a great point.
Actually, you shouldn’t even bother looking at clocks anymore.
Is there any point in the clocks going forward now that time doesn’t exist anymore?
— Secret Drug Addict (@ScrtDrugAddict) March 27, 2020
9. 2020. That is all.
The year that time stood still.
Time doesn’t exist anymore
It’s just 2020
What day is it?
2020What’s the time?
2020What month is it?
It’s 2020— The BKH 🚀Create More (@thebkh) March 27, 2020
10. I didn’t think about this for people who are in school…
That might get complicated.
how am i supposed to turn in my online class assignments by the due date when i never know what day it is
— baydawg (@bay133h3rr) April 1, 2020
11. I’m getting there myself.
Just go with it! What the hell?!?!
https://twitter.com/jordylancaster/status/1243956216256245760
12. The two times of the day.
You can also flip them around too if you want to have some fun.
There is no longer AM and PM. There is just "coffee time" and "wine time."
— Sarah McCammon📻 (@sarahmccammon) April 1, 2020
13. That is a brilliant observation.
Refunds all around!
https://twitter.com/travisakers/status/1245684457408999429
I think it’s Friday, but there’s really no telling at this point…
Now we want to hear from all the readers out there.
How are you holding up?
What are you doing to pass the time and to keep your sanity?
Talk to us in the comments, por favor!