Let’s get random and let’s get FUNNY!
We’re talking about funny tweets, by the way, and this installment is just as good as all the other funny sets of tweets we like to share with you.
We’re here to make you laugh and we take our mission very seriously. And we think these random tweets are a real hoot.
So what do you say? Are you ready to jump in?
Let’s do it! Enjoy!
1. Oh, that’s big news!
Now you can strut around town like you own the place.
My gyno told me that in her 20 yrs of practice, I have the strongest pelvic floor she’s ever seen so if you feel a shift in energy when I enter the room it’s cos this is the level of confidence I’m walking with now.
— Camilla Blackett (@camillard) June 16, 2020
2. Let’s just say it was a long day.
You’ll figure it out next time!
If you're wondering who the dumbest person in the world is, I put latte mug of tea in the microwave, but the mug was too tall, so I poured some tea out and tried to put the mug back in.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) June 18, 2020
3. That doesn’t sound good…
Sorry to hear that…
NO your email did NOT find me well, it found me ravaged with STRESS AND THE EFFECTS OF TIME
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) June 15, 2020
4. Constantly. All day long.
Isn’t this fun?
Marriage during a pandemic is just taking turns muting and yelling "I'M ON A ZOOM" throughout a day.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) June 16, 2020
5. I’d like to know this, too.
I have one friend. My mom…
This lady and her 15 friends tested positive for COVID after a girls' night out.
This is terrible of course.
But the bigger question is who the hell has 15 friends?
— Morgan Jerkins (@MorganJerkins) June 17, 2020
6. Amen to this one!
I threw mine in the trash two months ago.
honestly worst purchase of 2020 was a 2020 planner
— dumpster baby (@laurenrosaaa) June 15, 2020
7. There’s no in between.
Sorry, but that’s just the way it is.
I will either respond to your email immediately or three years from now
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) June 16, 2020
8. Gosh, I really miss that thing.
Remember when we DIDN’T get work done together?
thinking abt the very large bottle of fireball whisky in the bottom drawer of my desk at work, wondering if it misses me too
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) June 15, 2020
9. As a man, I feel your pain…
That can’t be easy…
being attracted to men is so embarrassing but someone’s gotta do it
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) June 17, 2020
10. A good way to pass the time.
You have to be creative right now.
i don’t have any hobbies but i do like reading customer reviews of indian cookbooks where white people complain about the dishes being too spicy
— Scaachi (@Scaachi) June 15, 2020
11. Didn’t need to hear that.
You’re a WHAT?!?!
A girl I went to high school with just announced that she’s a grandmother, and my right hip disintegrated.
— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) June 16, 2020
12. Keep that thing handy at all times.
Just in case…
At this point, I've basically got a Zoom prop bag sitting next to my laptop. It's got a bra, hoodie, lip stick, head scarf, brow definer, hoops, etc. depending on "who all gone be on there."
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) June 16, 2020
13. I’m 25-years-old, I swear.
But I can’t take off this mask, sorry.
Just realized there has never been an easier time for teenagers to buy beer with a fake ID. “Oh that doesn’t look like me? Really? You can tell just from the eyes? No I will NOT take my mask off.”
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) June 18, 2020
No doubt about it, those are some HILARIOUS tweets.
And we hope they gave you some good laughs!
Now we want to hear from you.
In the comments, share something that you think will make everyone laugh.
A joke, a meme, a tweet, anything will do!
Please and thank you!