Moms and dads have a tough job raising those little monsters. But it’s all worth it, isn’t it? To experience the joy of molding little people to become productive members of society…
These dads were nice enough to post tweets about the trials and tribulations of raising children, and they sure are humorous.
Take a look. Do any of these situations look familiar to you?
1. No…it’s not.
Wife: how’s potty training been today?
Me: he peed twice!
Wife: that’s great!
Me: *covered in piss* no, it’s not.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) June 10, 2019
2. Totally over it.
This dad I saw at the park yesterday is every parent's spirit animal. 😂 pic.twitter.com/MB5NTWYUT2
— Jack's Dad (@DaddingAround) July 24, 2019
3. Whoopsy daisy!
Accidentally asked a conference room full of coworkers if they had to go potty before the meeting and my membership to the Parent Club auto-renewed itself.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 18, 2019
4. Your time is up.
Just asked my 7 y.o. if I could be the person who chooses the hangman word and she said, “no. You already had your childhood.”
— Dan Goor (@djgoor) October 22, 2018
5. A lot to look forward to.
Congratulations on your child saying their first words.
Before you know it, you'll be treated to such gems as, "I had to poop but I pushed it back in my butt so I don't have to go anymore."
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) July 14, 2019
6. Thanks a lot…
Me: I wonder what delights the world of parenting will offer me today?
My 6yo kid: [rubbing toothpaste over his hands as if it’s hand cream]
— Phil (@geowizzacist) March 19, 2019
7. Might as well use them.
Welcome to parenting, now all of your hoodies have spare napkins in them
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) October 15, 2018
8. Sounds fun, right?
Bounce off walls with relentless, destructive force.
Toddlers at playground:
Sit motionless on the swings screaming “HIGHER!!!” until both your arms, and will to live, are broken.
— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) June 10, 2019
9. A HUGE mistake.
I thought it would be cute to teach my toddler my first name. Now that he wakes me by screaming it in my face I can admit how very wrong I was.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) July 18, 2019
10. Annoyed to the max.
I never realized how annoying I could be until I created a miniature version of myself and started arguing with it daily.
— Micah (@ParentalGrit) October 29, 2018
11. What did you do?!?!
3-year-old: *holds the remote for 2.5 seconds*
Me: *spends hours trying to get Netflix to not be in French*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 17, 2019
12. Non-stop commentary.
Having a 3yr old around is a bit like having the director's commentary turned on for the movie that is your life.
— Jack's Dad (@DaddingAround) May 13, 2019
13. I think you mean all of them.
Wife: Honey why do you always wear that one old tee shirt around the house? The neck is all stretched out.
10 month old: *grabs my tee shirt neck, hauls herself up, starts slapping my face and giggling*
Wife: …yes yes I see
— Dave Learns Dadding (@DaveLearnsToDad) January 7, 2019
14. You’ll need a lifetime supply.
One thing the parenting books didn’t prepare me for is having to bring home a 200-pack of toilet paper every 48 hours
— The Dad (@thedad) May 2, 2019
15. A major milestone.
I became a father the day my daughter was born but I didn’t become a dad until the first time she rolled her eyes at me.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) June 16, 2019
To all the dads out there: keep up the great work!
If you have a funny photo or anecdote about raising your kiddos, share them with us in the comments!