I’m not sure about you, but I’m a little tired of hearing people talk endlessly about their keto diet.
I get it: I’m a loser, you’re better than me, and that’s just the way it is.
But hey, good for you! Maybe you could just not talk about it every once in a while. Just a thought…
Let’s look at some funny tweets about that ever-so-popular diet.
1. Mood swings.
Me on keto- “wow I love my life, I’m so happy.”
Also me on keto when someone says the word donut- “I WILL MURDER YOU THEN SET YOU ON FIRE. NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN.”
— Yolanda (@AlaskanAmber95) December 13, 2018
2. It is fun!
keto is a fun word for hungry
— z (@zacharydyke) December 26, 2018
3. He knew all about it.
Jesus is so ripped cause he only eats communion wafers (Keto Diet)
— Jennifer McAuliffe (@JenniferJokes) August 13, 2018
4. Good luck with that.
I wanna love something as much as people love talking about their keto diets.
— Lindsey Pelas (@LindseyPelas) October 31, 2018
5. Let’s go over today’s menu.
Keto is all about keeping everyone around you updated on what you’re eating
— dylan (@dyllidylli) December 12, 2018
6. Yes. Yes, it is.
Is crying because you have to empty the dishwasher a common side effect of going Keto?
— Housy Wife (@wife_housy) June 18, 2018
7. Now what?
Theoretically speaking… You fall in love. Get married. Have kids. For 10 years, you’re blissfully happy. Then your spouse comes home and tells you he’s going on the keto diet. What do you do?
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) September 28, 2018
8. I’d love to hear about it.
I ate Oreos and nachos for dinner but, sure, I’d love to hear about your Keto diet
— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) August 13, 2018
9. Clearly very interested.
I can barely stop eating long enough to paint my fingernails but sure tell me about Keto I’m listening
— just bad jokes (@MommaUnfiltered) September 30, 2018
10. Just a small correction.
Colleague: Are you on keto?
Me: Sure, but I think it's pronounced Cheetos.
— Sana (@aursubsethai) December 4, 2018
Maybe I should give it a shot…
Have you tried the keto diet? Maybe you’ve tried some other diets?
Tell us all about them in the comments! Do they work? Not work? Give us all the details!