Listen, I do it, too. When I’ve had dogs in the past, I treated them like royalty…BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT THEY ARE.
You know what I’m saying, right?
Dogs are our best friends – they love us unconditionally, and therefore they deserve to be spoiled rotten.
The people who wrote these tweets definitely agree with me…
1. Just call it a dog bed.
My dogs sleep on a dog bed. It's a king size one in the master bedroom that my husband and I sleep on too, but yeah, it's a dog bed.
— Stacey (@skittle624) November 3, 2017
2. Not you…
*Arriving home at the end of the day*
Me: Hi handsome
Me: Sorry I was talking to the dog
— sophielou (@sophielou) July 17, 2019
3. You’re absolutely right.
Husband: Sometimes I think you love the dogs more than you love me.
Me: (awkward silence)
— Jingle Bell Jawbreaker ? (@sixfootcandy) July 26, 2019
4. Why do you say that?
Wife: I think you're taking the idea of the dog being part of the family too far.
Me: [sitting dog at table with plate and silverware] why
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) June 27, 2017
wife: "have you spent all our money on stuff for the dog again?"
[the dog rolls past the window on two hoverboards]
me: "okay yes"
— k e i t h ?? (@KeetPotato) June 8, 2016
6. That’s a lie.
wife: You forgot to turn the TV off last night
[flashback to me leaving it on so the dog could finish watching Air Bud]
me: No I didn't
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) July 25, 2016
7. Living her best life.
this lady has her dog in the front seat and husband in the back. this will be me as a wife someday. pic.twitter.com/371b5K4tfp
— Paige Russell (@paige_russsell) February 28, 2016
8. Don’t upset the dog.
My husband and I get along better since realizing how much our yelling upsets the dog.
— Darlin’ Darla (@Darlainky) August 22, 2019
9. That’s totally normal.
My wife and I have taken four photos together in the last two years, meanwhile we have ninety three photos of our dog sleeping since last week.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) November 22, 2018
10. Sorry, gotta go.
My husband told me he’s not feeling well and I told him I didn’t have time to worry about that…my dog is sneezing and she needs me.
— Stacey (@skittle624) July 12, 2018
11. Hell no!
Wife: “You want to come upstairs?”
Me: “Hell yes!”
Wife: “I was talking to the dog.”
— Bart (@bartandsoul) November 11, 2018
12. We all do this, right?
[leaving for work]
*gives wife a quick kiss*
*spends 10 minutes saying bye to the dog*
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) January 18, 2017
13. Party night!
My wife is working late tomorrow and I’m going to let the dog have extra junk food and watch R-Rated movies.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) November 10, 2017
14. The floor is fine for you.
My dog and I have this cute bedtime routine where he sleeps in my husband’s spot and I let him.
— Jingle Bell Jawbreaker ? (@sixfootcandy) June 15, 2019
15. Honey, we need to talk…
I want to surprise my wife with plans for a vacation getaway but I want the surprise to be that it’s just me and my dog going.
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) September 2, 2019
Do you have an extremely pampered pup?
Let’s see some photos in the comments!