You know what? We’re gonna do something a little bit different today.
We’re actually gonna get a whole new perspective on the animal kingdom in the form of NEW NAMES.
You’ve heard of a camel before, right?
Well, forget about that name! A camel will now be known as a sand moose. Yes, you read that right: a sand moose!
How do you feel about that? Okay, let’s try one more.
You’ve no doubt been stung by a mosquito before, right? Well, from now on, those little buggers are gonna be called dirty needles. That one actually makes a lot of sense, don’t you think.
Are you ready to see more new names for animals? Let’s get started!
1. Keep your distance.
Because they are indeed dangerous.
2. Don’t eat it, okay?
It’s just not a good idea.
3. The majestic sand moose.
King of the desert.
4. Oh, I like this one!
Cheers to whoever came up with this name!
5. A big NOPE.
Stay far, far away!
6. America, the beautiful.
You nailed it!
7. Yucky! It’s naked!
And it’s slimy!
8. This is the most accurate one of all.
I am not a fan of these things.
9. Okay, this is pretty good.
You know you love it!
10. It’s about to steal your lunch.
So keep your eyes peeled.
11. Yikes. A huge NOPE.
Now I’m kind of scared…
Do you have some better names for animals in your arsenal?
If so, please share them with us in the comments.
We’d love to hear from you! Thanks!