The ladies are ripping it up on Twitter NONSTOP!
That means NONSTOP laughs that are coming at you a mile a minute!
Enjoy these funny tweets from the ladies this week.
1. This isn’t gonna work.
Hi mom. Can you come pick me up he has a five in one body wash.
— Yesika Salgado 🥭✨ (@YesikaStarr) October 13, 2019
2. That’s pretty nice.
oh my god pic.twitter.com/RTuiHSl8cW
— NEET GIRL (@KILLHALLIEDEAD) October 8, 2019
3. That’s actually a thing.
a girl in the coffee shop i’m working from has just said to her friend ‘imagine a hot veg smoothie’ and i’m wondering how to break it to her that soup exists
— Dayna McAlpine (@daynamcalpine_) October 8, 2019
4. The normal people section.
Keanu Reeves was at Ali Wong’s show yesterday & tried to sit in the normal people seats until an usher and lady came to reseat him probably to a better seat bc he’s Keanu Reeves. He prob could have just gotten a free VIP seat but he just went on ticketmaster himself like a normal
— Helen Kim (@hlnkim) October 6, 2019
5. When can we talk about this?
https://twitter.com/Keally22/status/1182379591249186816?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fshylawatson%2Ftweets-by-women-october-week-two
6. Yes, like the clown.
https://twitter.com/wwardzzjb_/status/1181776676172288000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fshylawatson%2Ftweets-by-women-october-week-two
7. Pretty much.
all US history is just deep lore for the American Girl historical series canon
— rachel yara (@bugposting) October 9, 2019
8. Looking for a challenge.
https://twitter.com/TamiDaBushPilot/status/1181972744512180225?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fshylawatson%2Ftweets-by-women-october-week-two
9. That wins Halloween.
https://twitter.com/hellzbalez/status/1181198608458235904?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fshylawatson%2Ftweets-by-women-october-week-two
10. I need all of it!
https://twitter.com/dezdelatorre/status/1181582447021940737?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fshylawatson%2Ftweets-by-women-october-week-two
11. Starting early.
https://twitter.com/gisellecastro_/status/1183113219944017920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fshylawatson%2Ftweets-by-women-october-week-two
12. They all looked. At the same time.
https://twitter.com/malban_/status/1183120971521236993?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fshylawatson%2Ftweets-by-women-october-week-two
13. That is very true.
https://twitter.com/ariversiren/status/1183117595454644226?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fshylawatson%2Ftweets-by-women-october-week-two
14. Not happy about it.
https://twitter.com/emamma_mia/status/1183472835668434944?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fshylawatson%2Ftweets-by-women-october-week-two
15. That’s pretty much marriage in a nutshell.
Marriage vows should be rewritten as “to have and to hold and to listen to stories about your workplace drama till death do us part.”
— SpacedMom (@copymama) October 8, 2019
Let’s hear it for the ladies!
They know how to bring the funny!