Being single has a lot of pros and cons. And everyone is different, so, as the saying goes, whatever floats your boat.
But sometimes singledom can be so downright depressing you want to shed a single, solitary tear for yourself as you stare into the mirror before going to sleep at night. Sorry, that was probably too much information from me…
If you’re single, prepare to go through a whole range of emotions as you read these tweets.
1. Sounds like a plan!
Valentine's Day plan:
1. Breakfast in bed
3. Watch movie
4. Dinner for two.
5. Regret eating two dinners.
6. Cry alone.
— pandamusk (@pandamusk) February 12, 2016
2. That’s not cool.
Someone asked me if I'm ever scared that I'll be alone forever, which I thought was so rude because my dog was RIGHT THERE.
— Pin Up Teacher (@pinupteacher) December 7, 2014
3. Maybe that’s why?
him: your single? why?
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) May 3, 2015
4. Never give up hope.
Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me.
— Robin McCauley Lynch (@RobinMcCauley) March 5, 2014
5. That’s really bad.
'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."
— Sasshole (@RidiculousSheri) May 26, 2014
6. Doesn’t seem fair, does it?
and I'm still single pic.twitter.com/TpcmnbU9Pg
— Angela Brisk (@AngelaBrisk) December 28, 2017
7. Dammit! Sounded promising for a minute.
9 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times.
— Peter Smithson (@P_Smithson) February 14, 2015
8. Boom! Rejected!
So I’m @ the bank waiting in line & the guy in front of me is spitting game to the teller, she’s laughing & he’s attractive so I can tell she’s digging it, he asks her if he can take her out and she says “with what? The whole $11.96 you got in your account?” SON, my chest ?
— B. (@Ticklemelili) January 26, 2018
9. A real stud we got here.
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) May 6, 2014
10. Yeah…never mind…
Sometimes I think 'maybe I should go out and meet people' and then I remember I don't really like people or leaving my house. #whyimsingle
— Tammy Watson (@Tamashay) February 9, 2017
11. That could be the reason.
My dogs are all “Girl, you are awesome. Why are you single?” And I’m all “Probably because I have conversations with my dogs, dudes.”
— Your Name Here (@notittryagain) January 1, 2018
12. …But they all keep swimming away.
— Single Probs (@singleprob) February 17, 2014
13. Don’t touch!
me realizing i have a crush on someone pic.twitter.com/dPuNUnIm6g
— Hannah Giorgis (@ethiopienne) March 9, 2017
14. Might as well give it a shot.
When you're done with men pic.twitter.com/DYem9s6vET
— Vitor Forte (@VitorForte) July 1, 2017
15. Oh, boy. Here we go again.
Me before a date: don't dress weird, don't act weird, don't say anything weird.
Me showing up to that date: pic.twitter.com/kgvDIP3pJX
— Michael Tiberi (@michaelisbasic) August 10, 2016
Are you single?
If so, are you ready to mingle or are you trying to stay all by your lonesome for the time being?
Let us know in the comments!