To all the women out there, these tweets are for you, and they are right on the money. We’re talking BIG TIME!
So what do you say? You wanna laugh and nod your heads in agreement?
Let’s go!
1. Time to unionize.
Every time I see a girl in her early 20's cry over a guy who is older and exponentially worse looking than her and probably doesn't own bedsheets who won't commit I'm like wow straight women need to unionize and demand better conditions
— Julia Claire (@ohJuliatweets) September 1, 2018
2. There’s a lot of this going around.
My friends coined a word: hepeated. For when a woman suggests an idea and it's ignored, but then a guy says same thing and everyone loves it
— Prof. Nicole Gugliucci, Doctor of the Sky ???✨ (@NoisyAstronomer) September 22, 2017
3. It really did…
Y’all remember in elementary school when we sent the boys to Jupiter to get more stupider… well they’re back and it worked
— KT (@katie_phenix) July 1, 2019
4. Hey o!
Men who get mad when male superheroes are rebooted as women are called Thor losers. Thank you.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 25, 2019
5. Way to go, guys!
EVERY WOMAN IN MY LIFE: juggling 3 jobs, does yoga, cooks, goes to therapy, remembers everyone's birthday
THEIR BOYFRIENDS: once almost made a dinner reservation but turns out the place was closed
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) April 17, 2019
6. This looks familiar…
Salem Witch Banning Abortion
Trials Rights
?
Men not knowing how things work and deciding that women are evil and must be punished— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) May 17, 2019
7. Ouch…
$100 to any guy that will just shut the fuck up https://t.co/dntZxaQRFy
— alexandr!a ☆ (@okagalex) October 28, 2019
8. I don’t think they do.
Do men grab other men's waists when they are trying to get by or…?
— Set (@tesuailak) September 1, 2019
9. Wow. Not messing around.
i refuse to ever teach my daughters the archaic concept of “losing one’s virginity” as if some baby-dicked boy who drives a Honda Civic is really taking something special from you lmaaaoo grow up and overthrow the government
— pony (@tigersgoroooar) September 16, 2019
10. That’s the limit.
men love to date powerful women for 3-8 weeks
— Catherine Cohen (@catcohen) September 1, 2019
11. Are you mad?
men b like “all i said was women don’t deserve rights why are u mad at me”
— bailey (@doyalikebaileys) May 16, 2019
12. That’s their only use.
I dated a girl in college whose mom tried to talk her out of being gay by telling her she'd have to go through life w/out someone to open jars for her. At the time it was upsetting but in hindsight I kind of love that jar opening was the only use for men she could think of.
— Gabrielle Korn (@Gabrielle_Korn) April 9, 2018
13. It sure is.
Dating guys in their 20s is an unpaid internship
— cecilia (@waple_cyrup) November 28, 2018
14. Ladies night!
men should have curfews so women can go out at night
— celena (@swinedude) July 20, 2019
15. A slippery slope.
all broke dudes secretly want to do comedy and all rich dudes secretly want to be president. there is exactly one man who is safe to date and if he finds or loses $5 it’s all over
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) January 29, 2019
Ladies, you got some good jokes?
Let’s see ’em in the comments!