I don’t know about you, but I could use a good chuckle.
It’s been a while and, as you already know, the world is a bit of a disaster right now.
So we can use all the laughter and smiles that we can get!
And we think these tweets are so funny that they do the trick.
Go ahead and take a look and tell us if you feel the same way that we do.
Start now!
1. Listen, if you’re hungry just help yourself.
It’s totally cool with me…
waiter: are you still working on that salad
me: why, do you want some
— The Late Innings (@thelateinnings) October 1, 2021
2. This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me.
And you’re right, it’s incredibly rude.
You haven’t known rude until you’ve witnessed a single ice cube, jettison out of the dispenser and onto the floor, after you’ve moved your cup over to get water
— Heatherhere 👽 (@Heatinblack) September 30, 2021
3. I feel like you’re being a little harsh on the mimes…
They’re doing their best!
https://twitter.com/PoodleSnarf/status/1443921575456043010
4. I think he means NO.
What’s a retirement plan?
HER: do you have a retirement plan?
ME: [grew up on action movies] i'll simply pull ONE LAST JOB
— Fruit Pie the Magic Ian (@ianpauldukes) September 30, 2021
5. This session is gonna be a rough one.
You better hang on tight!
my therapist: so how was your week?
me: [lights cigarette and takes a long drag]
— glennis ❤️🔥 (@theglennisshow) October 1, 2021
6. It’s way too late for that!
You might want to work on this…
me: don't let that bad thought ruin your whole day!
the thought: pic.twitter.com/YhFwoBTcfn
— a pasadise of sweet teats (@peterjmarshall) October 8, 2021
7. Let’s just pretend for a while…
Hey, they’re working up to it…
When they not ready for a relationship, but wanna play house pic.twitter.com/HzkepNeKkW
— Jameca T. 💞 (@Jameca2011) October 6, 2021
8. Now you’re getting suspicious.
Time to do a little detective work…
https://twitter.com/capoEmm/status/1445749040637878277?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1445749040637878277%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmorganmurrell%2Fbad-day-tweets-10-2021
9. Let’s talk about your body type.
Oh…that’s not what you meant…sorry…
The lady at the DMV took my picture for the license/registration. Then she asked “body type?”
“Um, slim to average… I guess…?”
“Of the vehicle.”
“Oh.”
*she laughs hysterically for 3 minutes*
Now she is telling all her coworkers and I can never show my face here again.
— Matthew Cappucci (@MatthewCappucci) October 5, 2021
10. I’m one of these people!
At least for now…
https://twitter.com/IcyJaime/status/1445767561329594379?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1445767561329594379%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmorganmurrell%2Fbad-day-tweets-10-2021
11. This is making me depressed.
Can we talk about something else, please?
Want to feel old? The first “Want to feel old?” tweet was in 2008, about the baby from Nirvana graduating high school. https://t.co/3U5iz1nBwj
— Paul Ford (@ftrain) October 6, 2021
12. Maybe you should just consider NOT walking anymore.
Hey, we’re looking out for you.
https://twitter.com/rexfeels/status/1446100410314465286?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1446100410314465286%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmorganmurrell%2Fbad-day-tweets-10-2021
Okay, you know the drill…
Now we want to hear from you!
Share some hilarious tweets with us in the comments!
We also like memes, jokes, and photos!
Thanks!