Clothes make the person, right?
Or maybe it’s SHOES that make the person? Did you ever think about it that way?
At least that’s what a shoe salesman who goes by the name of Ghostify thinks. And they have been using their boring downtime at work (and it seems like there’s a lot of it) to share their hilarious observations about what different shoe styles really say about the folks who wear them.
I’d hate to see what they have to say about my slip-on Vans that I’ve had for ten years…
Anyway, let’s take a look at these funny posts and maybe you’ll think twice next time you have to purchase footwear…you may now proceed…
1. This is on point.
Get ready for a handshake.
2. Oh, John, you devil you!
He’s a funny and light-hearted guy.
3. She’s a little intense.
You know someone like this.
4. Steak needs to be well done.
And don’t forget about Fluffy!
5. I need to express myself!
Be careful with these shoes…
6. It needs to be handmade!
And it needs to be local!
7. This guy sure is deep.
Deeper than you or I will ever know…
8. Let’s hit the bar, Brad!
He likes to party. What else can you say?
9. Daddy, I need more money!
Oh, here we go again…
10. I like Donald.
Donald is a good guy.
11. This is a sad story.
Avoid these shoes at all costs.
12. Definitely for guys named Chance.
Break out the camo!
Now we want to hear from you!
What do YOU think YOUR shoes say about you?
Talk to us in the comments and let us know what you think. Thanks!