Oh, Canada!

We love you for many things, including hockey, your politeness, your hilarious comedy, and your natural beauty.

And now we also love you for the very funny names that some of the places in your great country have.

What am I talking about, you might be asking yourself? Well, you’re about to see some very humorous names of places from our neighbor to the north…but we think they were just too darn polite to change them.

Those Canadians are known for being very polite, ya know? Enjoy these funny place names and we’ll see you at the bottom of the article so you can chime in!

1. Meet me in Eyebrow.

What a name! What a place!

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Cue the body part jokes. Elbow to Eyebrow. #eyebrowsk

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2. It doesn’t get any better than that.

Goobies. Just enjoy it.

3. They found the right person to take this photo.

Way to go!

4. See you in Hell!

Or, at least, Hell’s Gate…


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5. That’s unfortunate.

But it is what it is.

6. It’s a lot of fun!

Sounds like a kid’s show on TV.

7. Do you need to go here?

Maybe you should go here for a while…

8. This is making me sad.

And now I need to look up the background on this place.

9. Welcome to…well, take a look.

They still haven’t changed the name, huh?

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Tee hee #newfoundland #joeyandjanicegotonfld #dildonewfoundland

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10. Spread Eagle.

That is all.

11. Are you ready for an otherworldly experience?

Then come visit Vulcan!

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Adventures in Vulcan, Alberta #startrek #vulcan

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12. Blow me down!

It has a nice ring to it.

13. Cool sign!

And, do you care for a shag?

Those are hilarious!

Do you know of any funny place names? Cities? Towns? Lakes? Streets? Parks?

If so, please share them with us in the comments and share a photo too if you have one.

Thanks a lot!