15 Tweets To Help You Cope With The Horrors Of The Public Bathroom

The bathroom. Everybody uses it. We all have bodies, and we all have bodily functions. Going to the bathroom really isn’t that big a deal.

But a problem arises when you have to go to the bathroom in public. At home, you control all the variables. In public, suddenly you’re surrounded by 50 strangers who all have different ideas of what constitutes “hygienic.” And if you’re a guy, different ideas about whether it’s OK to dribble pee on your urinal neighbor’s new Vans. (NOT WRITING FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE AT ALL.)

Point is, public bathrooms are the devil and should only be used when truly necessary. Be careful out there, and watch your shoes.