You’ve lost the spark, haven’t you?

Hey, I’m not talking trash, I’ve lost it, too.

What happened to me? I used to be so full of life…

But we’re gonna get that spark back for ME and for YOU today, okay?

And we’re gonna do it with amazingly hilarious tweets.

Does that sound excellent, or what?

You know it does! So let’s quit messing around and get to the healing!

Start now!

1. This sounds like a good life plan to me.

He’s a good role model for all of us.

2. I thought he was supposed to care about that…

What happened to Jimmy?

3. That household sounds very intense.

You’re gonna have to keep an eye on these little ones…

4. He had a sophisticated palette as a youngster.

I don’t think I knew what lox was until I was 30.

5. It’s not good for your eyes!

Put that thing away, will you?!?!

6. They definitely don’t like the manual labor part.

But the rest of it is all good…

7. You’re a great parent.

And you’re teaching the kids well!

8. Can we get some scientific proof about this?

So far I haven’t seen any evidence.

https://twitter.com/princessbozo/status/1389932423341805574

9. Did I steal something?

I just can’t remember!!

10. The more you know…

I’m gonna start using this…

11. That is kind of rude when you think about it.

What are you looking at…?

How about you?

Have you seen any funny tweets lately that really made you LOL?

If so, please share them with us in the comments.

Thanks, amigos! You da best!